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Card Now Fakes Printing Your Real Business Card – You Know, For Laughs [Review]

Card Now Fakes Printing Your Real Business Card – You Know, For Laughs [Review]

Turn your iPhone into a printer.

I didn’t expect Card Now to actually make me laugh, but it did. The idea of a business card-conjuring trick app made me shiver with horror – why would I inflict such a thing on other people?

But the reality, when I tried it out, was hilarious. When I “magically” pulled a freshly-printed business card off of my phone’s screen and into the real world, people’s reactions were delightful. I ended up laughing out loud.

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Shatoetry: It’s An App, Jim, But Not As We Know It [Review]

Shatoetry: It’s An App, Jim, But Not As We Know It [Review]

Shat that! If you say so, Bill

Readers of a … certain age. Will remember. The way William … Shatner. Used to talk. On Star Trek. Few of you will have … wished to make poetry that sounds. Like. That. On your iPhones. But now … you. Can. My God, Bones. My God.

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The Many Facial Expressions (And Considerably Less Shirts) Of Sir Jony Ive [Humor]

The Many Facial Expressions (And Considerably Less Shirts) Of Sir Jony Ive [Humor]

Sir Jonathan Ive, Apple’s Senior Vice President of Design, is much like Apple’s products: at best, he only comes in two colors. Even though he has been used in promotional videos for eight new Apple products in just the past three years, he has only ever worn two shirts through all of them.

Luckily, he’s Lon Chaney-like in regards to the number of expressions he can put on his face. Unfortunately, not all of them are what we would call strictly dignified.

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Upgrade Your iPhone 4 Or 4S To iFaux 5 For Free [Humor]

Upgrade Your iPhone 4 Or 4S To iFaux 5 For Free [Humor]

So lifelike! Just as if the real thing were part-paper.

If the thought that you still own an iPhone 4 or 4S makes feel you all Sad Face, cheer up: there’s a low-budget way to upgrade your device to modern iPhone 5 dimensions. What it lacks in technical functionality, it more than makes up for with practicality, price and Make style. It’s called iFaux, and you can download it for free.

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Redditor Is Gifted An iHat, Hilarity Ensues [Humor]

Redditor Is Gifted An iHat, Hilarity Ensues [Humor]

Redditor saintt today posted a photo of one of the lowest-rent iPod mods that we’ve ever seen.

Dubbed by his co-workers as an “iHat,” this traffic cone-shaped monstrosity contained one song, and one song only.

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Official Mitt Romney Photo App Can’t Spell “America”

Official Mitt Romney Photo App Can’t Spell “America”

Yes folks. I'm with Mott.

Matt Rimney’s campaign has released an official photo app with a text template that reads “A Better Amercia.” Ooops.

The app comes with a bunch of text overlays (the others, you’ll be pleased to hear, with correct spellings throughout) that you can add to photos of – well, anything you consider suitably Republican and Presidential. I’m sure you’ll come up with something.

It’s not even a very good app. The image you line up in your viewfinder gets shifted down considerably when the overlay is applied, so don’t bother with careful composition.

Oh, and take note of the terms of use: “By using this application, you may be placed on Romney for President Inc’s contact list.”

You know what to do, people of Amercia! Show Mutt Rumnoy your support! Some folks have already started.

And Now For Something Completely Different: Python Sketches For Your Pocket [Review]

And Now For Something Completely Different: Python Sketches For Your Pocket [Review]

I'm sorry I have a cold

Readers, your desperate wish to have Monty Python in your pocket everywhere you go has finally – finally – been granted. With Python Bytes on your iOS device, you need never be far from a quick spurt of Pythonism whenever you feel the need for it.

So whether you must hear the Parrot Sketch while waiting for the bus, or would like to pass the time in dull corporate meetings by watching Michael Palin do the Lumberjack Song, or simply enjoy seeing John Cleese in a pink bra; whatever the circumstances, this is the app for you. Possibly.

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Who Needs To See Instagram Photos When Twitter Can Tell You What They Look Like?

Who Needs To See Instagram Photos When Twitter Can Tell You What They Look Like?

It's tempting to fave every single one

Twitter feed of the week – possibly the year – has got to be Text-Only Instagram, which gently pokes fun at Instagram and the kind of photos you often see there.

“Latte with foam shaped like a heart,” it reports. And later, simply: “Feet.”

It’s satire, yes, but the problem is that it really works. Read those tweets and you instantly conjure up an image in your head that fits the description.

Don’t let the satire make you mad, Instagrammers! It’s just a bit of fun. And you can subvert it by making your Instagrams increasingly weirder. Someone might even start by, say, taking Instagrams of the the Text-Only Instagram Twitter feed. Oh wait, that’s started already.

Watch President Obama Drive A Sphero [Video]

Watch President Obama Drive A Sphero [Video]

Here’s Barack Obama taking control of a Sphero during a visit to Boulder, Colorado yesterday.

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Alfred Theme Builder Lets You Indulge Your Inner Design Guru

Alfred Theme Builder Lets You Indulge Your Inner Design Guru

I call this one "MIGRAINE"

Alfred users, the time to customize your digital assistant has finally come, with the launch of the web-based Alfred Theme Builder.

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