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A Look at Steve Jobs’ Calendar Now He’s No Longer CEO [Humor]

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Before he stepped down from the position of CEO last week, we can only imagine how busy Steve Jobs was while in charge of the greatest company in the world. But now he’s not so busy, what will he do with all this free time?

Call Tim Cook a lot, it seems.

The Joy of Tech takes a humorous look at Steve’s calendar after life as the CEO of Apple:

[via Matt Brian (@m4tt) on Twitter]

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53 responses to “A Look at Steve Jobs’ Calendar Now He’s No Longer CEO [Humor]”

  1. Tomas Francisco Lemos Voena says:

    JAJAJAJA

  2. KalanHowse says:

    Its obviously fake lol…. sorry to ruin it for the guys who thought it was real… Although it was funny, and creative! :) :P

  3. Richard Mears says:

    “Play with holographic Facetime beta, use Emperor mode on Tim (hee hee)”

    Emperor mode. ;)

  4. Takeshi Hartono says:

    nah man it’s true he also checks tim’s household security cameras to see if there are any microsoft products in his house

  5. macattack says:

    I don’t think many people would think this would be real when it says created by The Joy of Tech

  6. Charlie_Magnus says:

    Disinfo alert! Of course it is real.

    At least we could wish so, hoping the energy and health to be himself as he wants to be to Steve Jobs.

  7. Luke says:

    Come on the guy is really sick, the last thing he will do is call anyone on business, and play with IPAD v. 39. Someone here is detached from reality.

  8. Castor2 says:

    I appreciated mostly “Call Wozz, ask him how how can he nadel being away from Apple.”

  9. Castor2 says:

    I would pray, that his calendar looks like this, and not “chemotherapy … and so on”.

  10. bondr006 says:

    Yes, and it’s you dude. Reread the article Dick Tracey. It’s all humor…..

    “The Joy of Tech takes a humorous look at Steve’s calendar after life as the CEO of Apple:”

  11. Skippy says:

    Saavik: “Humor; it is a difficult concept.  It is not logical.”
    Kirk:  “We learn by doing.”

  12. Ed_Kel says:

    Good Monday morning laugh!

  13. baby_Twitty says:

    Ok, this one’s funny. i Lroflzed.

  14. Ben Ragunton says:

    Very funny!!! I laughed out loud at several of the calendar entries…

    Unfortunately I only wish that there were more truth here than reality of what Steve is really going through…

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    buy.
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  16. deepkid says:

    definitely guffawed a few times. but i think you need to amp up the stalking x10. :)

  17. kartika9 says:

    poor tim :p

  18. pangeomedia says:

    How about doing a calendar on Tim Cook?

    “Call Steve and see if it’s OK to do this?”

    “Call Steve and see if it’s OK to do that?”

    “Call Steve and see if its…” 

    Repeat with new item 42 times a day.

  19. Ray Chang says:

    sound gay = =

  20. LukealiciousX says:

    LOL. Although I don’t think this is Steve’s real schedule. I think he would be more official. 

  21. GH says:

    Too bad Steve would spell FaceTime correctly, and you can’t ‘read the iPad’ maybe read news on the iPad…

  22. KalanHowse says:

    & The Title at the end in brackets, says (Humour)

  23. iJake says:

    I LOL’d at this…bahahaha!!

  24. imbenking says:

    Gillan have you lost anything recently? Like YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? 

  25. imbenking says:

    Funniest thing iv read all Sunday! :D Loved it! 

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