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Funny or Die reveals how Apple’s crazy acquisition strategy works

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At a price of $3.2 billion, Beats Audio is the most Apple has ever paid to acquire a company in its 38 year history, but even after writing that fat check Apple will have nearly $148 billion in cash burning a hole in its pocket.

Tim Cook says he’s not afraid to go on a shopping spree, so what else should he buy while he’s tossing around mountains of cash at companies? The folks at Funny or Die have a few ideas of their own, including a $13 billion acquisition that could finally bring the iToilet to your bathroom in classic Apple white.

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One response to “Funny or Die reveals how Apple’s crazy acquisition strategy works”

  1. Jon Littell says:

    wow, that was fantastically bad

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