This Man Was Pulled Over For Talking On An iPhone-Shaped Cookie

Credit: Randy Liedtke's Tumblr page

Credit: Randy Liedtke’s Tumblr page

Here’s a funny idea with a high potential to go wrong: bake a batch of cookies in the shape of iPhones, drive around pretending to talk on them, and then when you inevitably get pulled over, take a bite, look the law enforcement official straight in the eye, and say, “Are cookies against the law, officer?”

This bold (although possibly ill-advised) plan was the recent brainchild of Los Angeles comedian Randy Liedtke. Thanks to Twitter, followers were able to see how the dicey scenario played out in more-or-less real time. Here’s what happened:

The last image, taken a number of hours later, shows Liedtke holding what looks to be a lengthy writ of some sort. Ominously, this is the last thing he has tweeted since.

And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is why iPhone cookies are better in theory than in practice.

  • Calactus

    Texting while driving? Don’t need that paper to prove you are indeed an idiot.

  • Moebius

    Did this idiot pay you to advertise for him?

  • HerbalEd

    The guy’s an ass.

  • CrazedLeper

    White people.

About the author

Luke DormehlLuke Dormehl is a UK-based journalist and author, with a background working in documentary film for Channel 4 and the BBC. He is the author of The Formula: How Algorithms Solve All Our Problems, And Create More and The Apple Revolution, both published by Penguin/Random House. His tech writing has also appeared in Wired, Fast Company, Techmeme, and other publications. He'd like you a lot if you followed him on Twitter.

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