Babies? Yes, babies! That’s all it is! Babies!
Isn’t there a law against this or something?
Wait – there’s two apps here. Babies and Babies Free.
The only difference I can see between them is that Babies costs a dollar and is described as: “Look at babies until you cannot look at babies no more! There is no end to the babies!”
Whereas Babies Free is merely “All the babies you will ever want to look at!”
I see, so there’s a clear functionality difference here. The free Babies app imposes restrictions on the amount of baby viewing. Users are limited to just the babies they will ever want to see; to see babies until you can no longer do so requires the pro-level upgrade. Figures.
So that’s all cleared up then.
Giles Turnbull is a freelance writer in England. He also writes for the Press Association and The Morning News. You can find out more at his website, and follow him on Twitter @gilest.
