The headline says it all really, doesn’t it? A man dressed in a white ninja outfit tried to rob the Greensboro, North Carolina Apple Store this morning by smashing through the plate glass facade with his Honda. How do you think that went for him?
Not too well actually. Upon being approached by a security guard, the white ninja fled the scene almost immediately after the 4:43am crash, without having actually stolen anything.
As for the Honda? It was stolen. No more about the mysterious ‘ninja’ is known at this point.
Pfft. Not much of a ninja, in my opinion. Ninjas get into locked vaults by disappearing and reapparating in a puff of smoke, not by smashing into one with their crappy car. Would a ninja even drive a Honda>
[Bigger photo via 9to5Mac]
John Brownlee is a writer for Fast Company, and a contributing writer here at CoM. He has also written for Wired, Playboy, Boing Boing, Popular Mechanics, VentureBeat, and Gizmodo. He lives in Boston with his wife and two parakeets. You can follow him here on Twitter.
