You waited four years for this: four years of torment spent envying, coveting, planning, anticipating. When you first heard it could finally be yours, you could scarcely believe it, but then the frenzy set in, and you knew that there was no shortage of teeth you would shatter or life you would spill to finally get your hands on one, and god help any man who would come between, for he would not recognize the death that he faced until it was too late.
Luckily, it didn’t come to that. In actuality, all you needed to do was stay up a little past your bedtime on Wednesday and the Verizon iPhone was yours, at least in pre-order theory. Now you’re in the end zone: just a week more to wait until you can finally call an iPhone 4 your own.
You don’t have long to wait, we swear. In fact, an iPhone might already be on its way to you, as some Verizon customers are already getting shipping confirmation notes. Ever Verizon’s FAQ allows for the possibility that pre-order customers could get their Verizon iPhone early, so if you got a pre-order in before they sold out, check the mailbox!
