More than a year ago, I was visiting my cousin in Sunnyvale. It just so happens she works at Apple, but that fact is not germane to this story, though I mention it for the sake of serendipity.
She had a little gadget called Perfect Guy or Perfect Man (I forget which) that, when you pressed a button, produced a computerized voice that said things like, “how about if we just cuddle tonight” and “we might be lost, i’ll ask for directions” and “i don’t know how to fix it” – that sort of thing.
I thought it was cute; my six year-old son couldn’t get enough of mashing the button.
Now, just in time for Valentine’s Day, iPhone developer Michael Hill has released Perfect Girl, an app premised on similar lines, available now in the AppStore for 99¢.
Follow after the jump for what you can expect to hear from the Perfect Girl.
Via Gizmodo
Tap or shake your iPhone to hear things you may only ever hear from your iPhone or iPod Touch:
I called in sick for you. Have fun at the game!
I love ninjas.
Wear whatever you want.
I’ll try anything once.
Have fun drinking with your friends!
Here, you can have my food.
You are so right.
Sleep in as late as you want, I’ll have breakfast ready.
I cleaned the game room.
Did you want me to wait outside?
I hooked up the surround sound!
See you in the morning!
I bought you a new speed boat.
I bought you some spray paint.
Do you think she’s flirting with us?
I really love watching you play video games.
Happy birthday. I got you a monkey!
Just get drunk there, I’ll come pick you up.
Good luck, Mike. And Happy Valentine’s y’all!
