OK, so imagine you’re in one of those Android marketing meetings. Big Boss needs ideas for the new advertising campaign.
“Apple’s just so far ahead,” says Big Boss. “We need something radical to pull in customers.”
Radical, huh? you say.
“Yeah. We need color, action. Bad language. We need everything you never see in an Apple advert. And none of that plinky-plonky background music.”
You think for a minute.
OK boss, you say. How about something like… this?
Giles Turnbull is a freelance writer in England. He also writes for the Press Association and The Morning News. You can find out more at his website, and follow him on Twitter @gilest.
