Retrevo created this handy flowchart predicting consumer reactions following Apple’s press conference.
Of the four types of people — two are Apple fans in varying degrees, one is a hater and the fourth doesn’t really care about tech — any one who rates themselves a fan (Campin-Tosh) won’t change their opinion one iota, even if Steve Jobs outs himself as recreational bunny torturer who financially backs the Westboro Baptist Church.
The AppleSofties — who like Apple products enough but want to keep options open — will likely “file for divorce” no matter what the Cupertino Company says.
Which apparently means that, uh, if you are a bit more committed to Apple products, you drank the koolaid and will pretty much tolerate anything.
What do you think, are the predictions accurate?
Via Retrevo
Nicole Martinelli is a San Francisco freelance writer who heads up Cult of Mac Magazine, our weekly publication available on iTunes. You can find her on Twitter and Google+. If you’re doing something new, cool and Apple-related, email her.
