This is the just the first half. Of the first page. Of search results for the word “fart” on the App Store.
It would appear that if you haven’t written a fart app, you’re nobody.
Seriously: do any of you have one of these on your iPhone? Has anyone had one of these apps installed for more than 10 minutes? A day?
I can’t talk. I’ve got Star Wars Sound Board installed.
Giles Turnbull is a freelance writer in England. He also writes for the Press Association and The Morning News. You can find out more at his website, and follow him on Twitter @gilest.
