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Apple’s New Stolen iPhone 5 Ad, “What We’ll Do To You When We Find You…” [Humor]

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“We will find you and redefine the experience of genital torture.”

Don’t mess with Lars Vortiz, president of Apple’s internal Torture Division!

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