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Apple’s New Stolen iPhone 5 Ad, “What We’ll Do To You When We Find You…” [Humor]

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“We will find you and redefine the experience of genital torture.”

Don’t mess with Lars Vortiz, president of Apple’s internal Torture Division!

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9 responses to “Apple’s New Stolen iPhone 5 Ad, “What We’ll Do To You When We Find You…” [Humor]”

  1. Ahmed Attia says:

    :D like it

  2. supertino says:

    Too late. The prototype is already in some Korean HQ.

  3. H.W.Loda says:

    can somebody tell me what exactly these guys were talking about

    i mean word-to-word

    i can not catch them,cauz i don’t speaking english

    i don’t even know what i am saying above are understandable

  4. iDaBoss says:

    i can imagine steve himself shanking the dude

  5. Sheryl Ray says:

    I Am Looking For My Apple Mac Laptop

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