Introducing OS X Lion-O, Apple’s Next Mac Operating System [Humor]

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Apple has a long history of naming its new versions of the OS X operating system after successively larger cats, but after eleven years of this, Cupertino’s got a problem on their hands: they’ve pretty much run out of big Earth cats.

Far beyond the Oort cloud, however, there are even bigger and more ferocious cats on the loose. Feel the magic and hear the roar of OS X Lion-O, Third Earth’s most popular operating system.

Featuring Snarf, your Mac’s cowering new digital sidekick, revolutionary Sight Beyond iSight technology, and i of Thundera compatibility, OS X Lion-O is the best Mac operating system yet.

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13 responses to “Introducing OS X Lion-O, Apple’s Next Mac Operating System [Humor]”

  1. FriarNurgle says:

    Ok, that’s actually funny.

  2. Benjamin Traub says:

    cats and apple. match made in internet…is there heaven on/in the web?

  3. Benjamin Traub says:

    cats and apple. match made in internet…is there heaven on/in the web?

  4. JorgeMaat says:

    hahahaha screw you! I actually got really excited for a moment.

  5. tolkienphile says:

    Cute, but you’re one month early.

  6. Kevin Donnay Clarke says:

    I’m disappointed it is only a joke!

  7. dibarnu says:

    “successively larger cats”

    Have you ever considered asking yourself if something is true or just a figment of your imagination before publishing it?

    To arrange them by size from smallest to largest it would be

    10.6 Snow Leopard
    10.0 Cheetah
    10.5 Leopard
    10.1/10.3/10.8 (Puma/Panther/Mountain Lion)
    10.2 Jaguar
    10.7 Lion
    10.4 Tiger

  8. joewaylo says:

    Nah. Snoop Lion.

  9. LuisF_Mejia says:

    How about “Pussy Galore”?

  10. reidmefirst says:

    …So…where can we grab the lovely desktop background?

  11. LaQuishaR says:

    I’m holding out for OS X Cougar.

  12. OT925 says:

    …So…where can we grab the lovely desktop background?

    Bam: http://susyspider.deviantart.com/art/Thundercats-Logo-153522807

  13. Mareklug says:

    Relax. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felidae#Extant_species

    There is enough there remaining to last us well until North Korea takes out Cupertino.

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