Fake Steve’s Must-Read Take on Schmidt’s Board Resignation
9:57 am, August 3rd, 2009, Leander Kahney

Fake Steve has a hilarious series of posts about Eric “Squirrel Boy” Schmidt’s resignation from Apple’s board. Much better than the real news and boring analysis. Starts with Squirrel Down! and continues:
“Eric, let me tell you something. After what you pulled here at Apple, no one will ever trust you again. You’re a dead man. Okay? You are the herpes of the tech industry. You lame-ass spy. You backstabbing, flack-fucking thief. You sat in our meetings and learned all of our secrets. You listened to our product development plans. Then you went off and copied our products and now you’re trying to fuck me in the ear with my own ideas.”
Then he goes on to detail the hilarious phone calls Steve has taken from wannabes looking to fill Schmidt’s empty seat, including Woz, Kara Swisher, Jon Shirley, Guy Kawasaki, Robert Scoble and Chris Anderson.
Worth reading in order to appreciate how the joke builds (I made the mistake of reading them backwards). Highlights are the Kawasaki and Anderson posts.
Link.
Posted by Leander Kahney in Apple, Fake Steve, Humor | Comment on this article
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Non-New Yorkers SHOULD NOT DO ANYTHING REMOTELY CONNECTED WITH “GOODFELLAS”.
CaryMG, on August 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 am
You are thick if you think internally Apple are pleased about this: Google Voice on the iPhone would be a winner for Apple in the long-term. We all know AT&T are behind this anyway. This just makes Apple look even more proprietary and ‘closed to openness’ as they ever have.
carter, on August 4th, 2009 at 5:29 am