Apple Promises To Fix iOS 6 Maps For Christmas By Physically Altering Planet Earth [Humor]

Props to the indefatigable Onion News Network for breaking this important story: Apple is promising an update by Christmas that will fix iOS 6 Maps’ unreliable mapping results by physically altering the shape and geography of the Earth’s crust. That’s a solution that Steve “you’re holding it wrong” Jobs could be proud of.

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  • DRWAM

    Now we know what Steve has been doing in heaven.

  • kavok

    Ragging on Apple about the Maps app is really getting old. Not funny in the slightest. I’m sure there’s something new and fresh for people to bitch about. I think everyone knows how bad it was perceived to be (I personally have had zero issues with it.) Time to move on and invent another conspiracy-gate.

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