The Funniest iOS App Review You’ll Read All Week [Image]

The Funniest iOS App Review You’ll Read All Week [Image]

A real review for the iOS Google Earth app

There are various techniques one can use when dropping a horrible review for an app. You could give it a single star and move on. Or say it’s worthless. Or list a specific problem with the app hoping it gets fixed in the future. Or you could go with the all caps/rant approach.

Each method is effective in its own way, and iOS user Bmwworld knows them all. Except he sadly thinks that Google Earth is a live satellite feed of the world and is getting really pissed that his car never moves on the app, or that he can’t run outside and wave at the camera. In a storm of frustration he left the magnificent rant/review you see above in the App Store. We applaud him for his beautiful incorrectness and award him with the Best Worst Review of the Week award.

  • DJEXxorcIST

    Wasn’t very amusing..I’ve seen far worse reviews on apps.

  • BrandNewFeel

    I’m a dev for GPS Kit (great app for tracking your adventures off the grid). You would be surprised how many people think Google Satellite maps are a live feed. You’re going to have to pay a little more than $.99 for that kind of technology.

  • Jbstation

    I dont feel this is really a review one may read again and again

  • Kurliak

    Reviews of apps are like the behavior of dogs. They reveal more about their owners than about themselves.

  • TheMadTurtle

    THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST CHOICE YOU COULD MAKE FOR BEST WORST REVIEW OF THE WEEK! I POST HUNDREDS OF TERRIBLE APP REVIEWS EVERY HOUR THAT WOULD CHEW THIS REVIEW UP FOR A LIGHT SNACK!

  • Drmstix303

    Waiting for the author of that review to post and say that’s his lol

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