Mondo’s latest is Steve Jobs: Back of the Line, an awesome rap sung by the ghost of Steve Jobs who, in the matter of a mere three-and-a-half minutes manages to school Jeff Bezos, teabag Bill Gates and one-up his successor, the awkward, stuttering M.C. Cook.
This is the winning verse, though, sung in response to a charge by Jeff Bezos that the iPad mini is a rip-off of the Kindle Fire.
What’s the matter, bro? You mad?
Because your Kindle Fire can’t hold a flame to the iPad?
History don’t give a f*ck about who ripped it or stole it
They write about the Mac Daddy
Who got up on the stage and sold it.
This is the best thing you’ll see all day, guaranteed, and you can even buy the song on iTunes when you’re done.