Siri Tells John Malkovich A Much Funnier Joke: The Aristocrats! [Video]

In the latest iPhone 4S ads that debuted earlier this week starring actor John Malkovich, Siri tells a joke upon request… and let’s face it, it’s a pretty lame one. Not bad for a computer, but the kind of thing that would get you beaten up in the men’s room at the local Laugh Emporium if you pulled it out during your set at open mic night.

What if Siri told a real joke? What if she told a dirty joke? Heck, what if she told the dirtiest joke there is? Here’s a great video parody of the recent ad, with a very, very clever (and totally safe for work!) take on that old blue comedy classic, The Aristocrats.

If you’ve never heard The Artistocrats before, Bob Saget’s version (go figure!) is generally considered to be one of the filthiest. You can compare and contrast Siri’s version to it here (NSFW!)

  • Thanks Gil!
  • joewaylo

    It’s interesting that the screen didn’t print what the messages are. I’m guessing because they are making these up and freezing the image blank.

  • jim cancil

    Not even funny?!   I like funny.  I know funny.  That wasn’t funny.

    Jim
  • technochick

    Lame. Especially when they couldn’t actually make the screens match. I mean if they can blank out the real content why couldn’t they add their own. 

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