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Steve Jobs Is Dying? Bullshit. Here’s Video From This AM’s Event

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The big news today for me is that Steve Jobs looks as healthy as ever. Yes he’s thin, but he looks good and his voice is strong. See for yourself. Watch the 30-second video below, taken from CNN’s live stream of this morning’s event.

This is NOT a man with six weeks to live. Long live Steve!

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49 responses to “Steve Jobs Is Dying? Bullshit. Here’s Video From This AM’s Event”

  1. Forest Walker says:

    BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

  2. Les Surdykowski says:

    He’s probably dealing with a nutrition problem more then anything else.

  3. Karen Niemla says:

    Does anyone have video of the crowd going nuts? I’d like to see that.

  4. Mike Rush says:

    First of all, Long Live Steve Jobs!

    That said, his present looks have nothing to do with his prognosis. I have quite a bit of experience seeing people with cancer, from children to the elderly and everything in between. If they choose not to go through chemo or radiation (as people often do if the prognosis is dire), they can look nearly as healthy as you or I on the day that they finally succumb to it. My grandmother died 3 years ago of cirvical cancer, and the day before she died (at 72) she walked 3 miles and cooked 2 meals. No one knew when it would happen, only that she had been given 6-12 weeks to live, 7 weeks before she died.

  5. Mike Rush says:

    First of all, Long Live Steve Jobs!

    That said, his present looks have nothing to do with his prognosis. I have quite a bit of experience seeing people with cancer, from children to the elderly and everything in between. If they choose not to go through chemo or radiation (as people often do if the prognosis is dire), they can look nearly as healthy as you or I on the day that they finally succumb to it. My grandmother died 3 years ago of cirvical cancer, and the day before she died (at 72) she walked 3 miles and cooked 2 meals. No one knew when it would happen, only that she had been given 6-12 weeks to live, 7 weeks before she died.

  6. Aaronphillipkubo says:

    You guys need to face reality. That was obviously the body of a man fighting a losing battle with cancer. I applaud him for coming out, that could not have been easy for him.

  7. scheeko says:

    Aren’t we all?

  8. shahn says:

    Why is the full keynote presentation so damn hard to find??

    Anyone know where it is?

  9. tekunoloji says:

    Steve Jobs is wearing BLACK sneakers! OMG. Where are his New Balance kicks? WHERE!?!?

    I can only say that the man on stage was not Jobs himself and actually a well made robot made by Jony Ives. Bravo Apple. You almost had me there! <sarcasm></sarcasm>

  10. ROZZENNO says:

    I agree he mos presente then ver.

  11. Ethessen says:

    Have any of you people ever watched as a close family member or friend wither away from cancer? If any of you have, like me, I’m sure you realize this man is fighting a losing battle with cancer.

    Obviously the national enquirer got it wrong, it was probably 6 months, not 6 weeks. But I’ll bet my house that he wont be standing on stage next year holding an Ipad 3.

    I hope I’m wrong, but unfortunately, I’m almost positive I’m not.

  12. yp says:

    hope he lives for ever ….

  13. BF says:

    on apple site on ios device or on itunes on any device

  14. vopat says:

    Im sorry for not referring to you as Dr Kahney. I shall rely on you for a medical prognosis from people you have no business diagnosing from now on.

  15. mahimahimahi says:

    Remember that video of the last lecture by Randy Pausch? This could be the same thing. I’m glad Steve Jobs will pass away doing the things he loves while his company is at the very top.

    (I would rather have him stay alive, but that is out of anyones control)

  16. Yacko says:

    I think you hit it on the head. Obviously a long term problem with fats and coming up with a balanced diet in light of that.

  17. CharliK says:

    So what is your exact of medical expertise and how long have you been treating Mr Jobs.

    That’s what I thought. You have no clue anymore than the tabloids. So don’t pretend like you do.

    Steve could live the next 20 years. Or he could be hit by a bus. Same as the rest of us.

    The only point I would make is that he really need to buy some new shirts. Those are hanging on him so loose that it just fuels the whole “wasting away” talk.

  18. ChKen says:

    Of course it’s a nutrition problem. He has no small intestine, due to his surgery, which removed most of his plumbing.

  19. mekus says:

    what about if you are wrong. Then you will loose your house. Be careful of what you say or you will draw God’s wrath on your household. Steve will have a turn around. He will leave because he is a good man.

  20. Pokies says:

    I hope to see him fully recovered – even though I am not much of an Apple fun.

  21. Guest says:

    A good man?

    This guy harasses his employees on an hourly basis.

    Sure, they’re compensated pretty well for it, but he also doesn’t mind the people at FOxconn working their asses off and dying for his products. He is a genius in selling his brand, his name, much like Donald Trump. But wether he is a good man, only god can decide.

  22. Touchet says:

    Can’t wait to get flash on my iphone.  Im just saying!

  23. Zskillit says:

    Bet the author feels like an idiot after reading today’s article. Good job on getting your journalism degree for a community college.

  24. Jeff says:

    Shame on you.

  25. Rob says:

    not the type of article i was expecting to read today

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