What’s your favorite new possession? If you don’t say your new iPad, there’s probably something wrong with you, or maybe you just haven’t had the blessed opportunity to feel the sweet sweet love of resolutionary pixels titillating your eyeballs. The iPad is great, and according to 10% of men, the iPad is better than sex.
Shocking? Probably not. There are always those oddball dudes who enjoy the security of their mamma’s basement more than interacting with real humans. Sadly, most of those guys aren’t even using their iPad to its fullest chick-pulling potential, as only 44% of the men surveyed said they had used an app to help resolve a relationship problem.
And the ladies, they don’t even care about an iPad. 96 percent said they’d prefer to get a new man in their life rather than waste their money on the new iPad. The poll also revealed that 71% of both men and women would prefer to use FaceTime to talk with prospective dates before actually meeting in person, which means a lot of new business for that FaceTime Facelift plastic surgeon out in D.C.
[via MacWorld UK]
Buster Hein is a freelance writer who lives in Phoenix, Arizona. Twitter: @bst3r.
5 responses to “10% Of Men Want An iPad More Than They Want Sex”
i want iwomen.
If I had a choice between iPads and sex, I’d put my iPad away. Shut it off and put it away. It shows how rude I am to hold a smartphone and ignore the woman next to me. Reminds me of The Final Destination where the jerk is having sex with a woman on him, then picks up his phone when he’s tired and said he scored in his game of donkey punch. That was rude.
10% of men are nuts.
Maybe those 10% of men don’t have nuts and are eunuchs :P
I’d like to see the stat that says something like 50% of women prefer iPads over sex with male partners ha…you know their number is higher.
Of course, I would assume that the other side of this is that 9 out of 10 men would rather hook up with a sexy woman rather than have a new iPad (or would like the sex option as much as having an iPad). So even if 10% of guys are not interested that still means an overwhelming majority of guys are.