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First reviews: You’ll love Apple Watch, but it’s gonna take some time

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The next big thing? Photo: Leander Kahney/Cult of Mac

The first reactions to the Apple Watch are hot off the presses and, to be honest, they’re pretty much what I was expecting.

There are some nice revelations (battery life isn’t as bad as we feared), some areas to improve on (activating the screen carries a lag, although Apple promises it can fix it though software updates), praise for how easy it is to manage notifications, and a general sense of reviewers trying desperately to figure out what the hell a smartwatch should try and do.

And concluding that — despite being unclear about quite what that is — Apple has done it pretty well.

Check out the highlights of the early hands-on impressions from Re/Code, the Wall Street Journal, David Pogue, and the other people lucky enough to get an early review unit:

To begin with the nitpicks, Bloomberg reviewer Joshua Topolsky complains that the watch doesn’t always spring to life quite as readily as he wants it to:

“Many times while using the watch, I had to swing my wrist in an exaggerated upward motion to bring the display to life. Think about the way people normally look at their watches, then make it twice as aggressive. As a normal watch-wearer, the idea that I might look down at my wrist and not see the time was annoying. Sometimes, even if you do the arm-swing motion, the screen doesn’t turn on. Sometimes it turns on, then off. Sometimes you tap it and nothing happens.”

His review is titled, “You’ll Want [An Apple Watch], But You Don’t Need One.”

John Gruber of Daring Fireball fame echoes similar sentiments about the lag, noting that:

“I’ve worn a watch every day since I was in 7th grade, almost 30 years ago. I’m used to being able to see the time with just a glance whenever there is sufficient light. Apple Watch is somewhat frustrating in this regard. Even when Wrist Raise detection works perfectly, it takes a moment for the watch face to appear. There’s an inherent tiny amount of lag that isn’t there with a regular watch.”

Gruber concludes by noting that what is ultimately going to make Apple Watch really exciting is if everyone gets one:

“If you’re the only person you know with an Apple Watch, your timekeeping will still be precise, your activity tracking will still be accurate — but digital touch as a form of communication will be pointless. Digital touch only works, only becomes a thing, if Apple Watch becomes a thing. Digital touch is not designed for an isolated product. It is designed as a tentpole feature for a hit product with widespread appeal and adoption. The single most innovative feature of Apple Watch — the most intimate feature of the company’s most personal device — will only matter if some of the people you care most about wear one too.”

The Verge also voices the criticisms concerning occasional unresponsiveness, with Nilay Patel writing that:

“Let’s just get this out of the way: the Apple Watch, as I reviewed it for the past week and a half, is kind of slow. There’s no getting around it, no way to talk about all of its interface ideas and obvious potential and hints of genius without noting that sometimes it stutters loading notifications. Sometimes pulling location information and data from your iPhone over Bluetooth and Wi-Fi takes a long time. Sometimes apps take forever to load, and sometimes third-party apps never really load at all. Sometimes it’s just unresponsive for a few seconds while it thinks and then it comes back.”

However, while Patel is critical of some of the Apple Watch’s features, he winds up by concluding that it’s an exciting technology, that it’s still defining its role, and that none of us really know what it’ll become just yet.

“There’s no question that the Apple Watch is the most capable smartwatch available today. It is one of the most ambitious products I’ve ever seen; it wants to do and change so much about how we interact with technology. But that ambition robs it of focus: it can do tiny bits of everything, instead of a few things extraordinarily well. For all of its technological marvel, the Apple Watch is still a smartwatch, and it’s not clear that anyone’s yet figured out what smartwatches are actually for.”

Writing for Yahoo, David Pogue writes that:

“[T]his much is unassailable: The Apple Watch is light-years better than any of the feeble, clunky efforts that have come before it. The screen is nicer, the software is refined and bug-free, the body is real jewelry. First-time technologies await at every turn: Magnetic bands, push-to-release straps, wrist-to-wrist drawings or Morse codes, force pressing, credit-card payments from the wrist. And the symbiosis with the iPhone is graceful, out of your way, and intelligent.

But the true answer to that question is this: You don’t need one. Nobody needs a smartwatch. After all, it’s something else to buy, care for, charge every night. It’s another cable to pack and track. Your phone already serves most of its purposes. With the battery-life situation as it is, technology is just barely in place to make such a device usable at all.

In the end, therefore, the Apple Watch is, above all, a satisfying indulgence. It’s a luxury. You might buy it to bring you pleasure — and it will — much the way you might buy a really nice car, some really nice clothes, or a really nice entree.”

For Re/Code, Lauren Goode keeps the conclusion short-but-sweet:

“Smartwatches are still unproven, but Apple has made a pretty strong case for them.”

Two of the most interesting reviews, to me, were the ones which made it clear just how little the Apple Watch is suited for a “first impressions” type review. “It took three days — three long, often confusing and frustrating days — for me to fall for the Apple Watch,” writes Farhad Manjoo at the New York Times. “But once I fell, I fell hard.”

“[U]nlike previous breakthrough Apple products, the Watch’s software requires a learning curve that may deter some people. There’s a good chance it will not work perfectly for most consumers right out of the box, because it is best after you fiddle with various software settings to personalize use. Indeed, to a degree unusual for a new Apple device, the Watch is not suited for tech novices. It is designed for people who are inundated with notifications coming in through their phones, and for those who care to think about, and want to try to manage, the way the digital world intrudes on their lives.”

Manjoo ends his review by writing that, “The first Apple Watch may not be for you — but someday soon, it will change your world.”

A similar review is Geoffrey Fowler’s at the Wall Street Journal, who sums up why it’s a mistake to try and judge the Apple Watch by the standard “it’s an iPhone for your wrist” preconception with which we’ve been thinking of it:

“With the Apple Watch, smartwatches finally make sense. The measure of their success shouldn’t be how well they suck you in, but how efficiently they help you get things done. Living on your arm is part of that efficiency—as a convenient display, but also a way to measure your heart rate or pay at a cash register. This is a big idea about how we use technology, the kind of idea we expect from Apple.”

Not long to wait until April 24 when we get to make up our own minds…

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276 responses to “First reviews: You’ll love Apple Watch, but it’s gonna take some time”

  1. Turtle Heart says:

    Apple Watch: iGarbage for iFools.

    • DigitalBeach says:

      Damn!! You just obliterated APPLE!! How can they survive now?!

    • Jack Hickman says:

      Gee, you placed an i in front of your insults. Very original. Go back to your android wear forums and stop trolling here.

      • Fool_Killer says:

        “Gee, you placed an i in front of your insults.”

        One could argue that Apple started it by placing an “i” in front of the insults they are selling…

      • Cyberats says:

        Well said. iMP3 player invented 10yrs. before Apple built one, but LOOK it’s a New and Innovative Product…

      • Wolf-Spider says:

        Maybe they’ll invent some reminder device, named the iForgot.

      • Cyberats says:

        Wolf-Spider, the new Apple CEO and inventor of the iForgot Alarm clock. ;-D

      • Wolf-Spider says:

        ROFLOL! I really enjoyed that. If ONLY I were that creative!

      • Cyberats says:

        Tie in a calendar that is programmable to an alarm clock, both existing technology, just need to be mixed.
        Computers do it, but they need to be on. The alarm clock can be always on.

      • GreenGuyD says:

        LOL that’s not how any of this works.

      • Cyberats says:

        What, a mini circuit board that is FlashRam with a Digital Alarm clock ? I bet a Junior in Electronics with a premade kit can build one.

      • Andre5000 says:

        No one cared about that MP3 player until Apple made it better. Poor, design, poor marketing, or just a terrible product all over?

      • John says:

        Many people cared about mp3 players before apple made their first severely crippled (but attractive! and trendy!) imitation.

        Regarding design – well one of the problems was that the designers kept over-estimating potential customers. Apple rarely does this. Apple sets the bar super low, and does a great job of designing for the dumbest part of our society.

        Another area in which apple excels, then and now, is marketing, manipulating the media, and creating buzz.

      • Andre5000 says:

        It’s true! It’s only the dumbest and least educated of homeless people and fast food workers who can afford to pair their $500 watch to their $1,100 iPad.

        The richest company on earth: setting the bar so low, anyone can do it.

        Except, no one ever has, which is why….they’re the richest company on Earth.

      • Cyberats says:

        You’re the only one Poor in Intelligence, overly rich & pampered & protected.
        There were plenty of good name brands with minimum freq. range of 20hz-20khz output, that means quality: Creative Labs, Sony, Panasonic, and last but not least iRiver (Blue River, not Apple), of same or better capacity and longer warranties. While 99% were under the Apple pricing.

      • Steve Jackson says:

        That’s like saying that Henry Ford built the car and then Ferrari released the Enzo and Look it’s a new and innovative product.

        Yes there were MP3 players out there…and even some good ones. But Apple made a beautiful UI, they made beautiful hardware, but most importantly, they wrapped it in a ecosystem that allowed people to easily, legally purchase music and get it on their device.

        Look at the Archos jukebox. Fantastic features and functionality but with UI and aesthetics of a busted ass. Apple took a raw diamond, and polished and improved it to perfection.

      • John says:

        Not sure why you feel the need to tag any negative as a hate comment?
        I don’t hate Apple at all, but not everything Apple makes is a gift from the Gods as some Apple fans seem to defend. I think many just feel $500 plus for a watch might be hard to justify buying even for a Apple fan.

      • John says:

        If you don’t worship apple, you must be a ‘hater’ and your opinion can be discounted.

      • AMANDA BIENIEK says:

        I agree with you that $500 for a watch is unrealistic unless you have a lot of extra $ to spend. I like the idea of the watch but in no way would spend that kind of money on a watch of all things.

      • Woodwind says:

        I would consider a $500 smart watch if the battery would last for 5 years like the battery in the Casio G-Shock watch I wear. But I’m not buying a watch that has to be taken off and charged twice a day.

      • amandabieniek says:

        I agree. I think they need to come up with a battery that lasts forever!

      • Cyberats says:

        Apparently Apple thinks “i” in front of “Watch” is an insult too, despite their past i(diot proof)Products.

    • xToddrick says:

      So are you anti smart watches or just the Apple Watch? If the latter, they why specifically?

    • Mario says:

      Thanks for making me laugh bro.

    • Fool_Killer says:

      “Apple Watch: iGarbage for iFools.”

      iKnow…

      • xToddrick says:

        I’ll ask you the same question…

        So are you anti smart watches or just the Apple Watch? If the latter, they why specifically?

      • Fool_Killer says:

        Actually, I just couldn’t resist the pun…

        But no, I don’t think the technology (Apple’s or anyone else’s) is to the point to make a smart watch practical. Perhaps when better battery tech comes along…

      • xToddrick says:

        Fair enough. Thanks, or I thank you, or iThank.

      • Samplename says:

        test comment.

      • Joey Janikowski says:

        Do you always ride Apples dick this hard? Just a question.

      • xToddrick says:

        Just an obscene question without substance. Try again or leave the conversation to the adults.

    • socialism101 says:

      Sounds like iEnvy. And before you start foaming at the mouth in denial, ask yourself why you even bothered to read the article and post your comment. Nuff said.

      • Terence says:

        Sounds about right to me. If you check his posting history, you’ll soon see he is a very angry and unhappy person needing to vent his pain all over the place.

      • keepingitreal says:

        Looks like igap

    • februarydecember says:

      very true yo; no need for this watch–get your phones right..

      • GreenGuyD says:

        iWatch cool concept, but not a go for me either. If pebble–the not richest company in america can give us 30 day batteries, then all that design, engineering and cutting edge sh!t we see in those iPowerpoints better give me some more juice or no cash from a large demo.

    • Peachie says:

      Bling, bling and bling

    • Mostly says:

      i hate to say this, but i feel the same.
      apple watch need something “Wow”

    • Terence says:

      Your comment has nothing to do with the watch. Why don’t you ‘fess up and tell us the real reason for your anger?

    • Mark Barber says:

      Wassup can’t afford one?

      • keepingitreal says:

        I guess next the iTV…. you can see your notifications and messages on the screen while your favorite program is being interrupted….. this watch has more flop than a flip flop

    • Diga says:

      Who is fool in this kind of situations where the writer already called himself fool by placing i before fool “iFool” hmm. Hahahah

    • Andre5000 says:

      Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • maelsturm says:

      I think this apple watch will sell immediately with the usual junkies buying them, but interest will wane quickly and they will generally flop. Few people wear watches nowadays. I got half a dozen watches at home and I do not wear any anymore. Cellphones have the time on them and people play with these all day, so what do you want something you got to charge regularly and waste time with. No, I feel this is a flop. Apple shares are not jacking up with the news and this is a bad signal.

    • david says:

      Yea, Windows is zoo much better…

    • BRANDY says:

      Another iTool for another iFool.

    • Sondra Gosnell says:

      Like that watch

    • GaminSincePong says:

      iAgree

    • Swift says:

      do you also consider macbooks, iphones, etc the same as iGarbage? because they’re very common place and have a huge market share today. you cant dismiss the reality of the situation that Apple is a big player in the indstry.

    • "f your breath" says:

      Translation: “I’m an Android fan.”

    • Parker Mitchell says:

      not true

    • Quincy 7 says:

      The Apple watch is from the devil. The first ever Mac computer sold was for the sum of 666.66$. Coincidence?? No.

    • abdulrojak YG GANTENG says:

      join bisnis common bos here

  2. philadelphialawyer says:

    Why not just wait until they improve it? I don’t want to be not only an unpaid, but a paying, beta tester for Apple, or any other company!

  3. Tony Trucano says:

    Isn’t there a clock on the iPhone?

    • xToddrick says:

      Not remotely the point.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Clocks are everywhere you look. Where would a watch with this much tech behind it be useful? Camping perhaps? Wouldn’t that kind of defeat the point?

      • xToddrick says:

        Seeing notifications, and the time, without looking at your smartphone. While in a meeting, walking in a long coat, when your hands are full, in a crowded subway or theater and can’t get to you smartphone, at home when your smartphone is in another room – charging or otherwise, et cetera. Also, for whatever reason I rarely notice that my smartphone vibrates so I miss calls and messages. The smart watch solves that. And anytime my smartphone remains in my pocket there’s no chance of dropping it.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Or you could just use a regular watch. Hmmmm.

      • xToddrick says:

        Please explain how a regular watch displays notifications and messages.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Why not use an iphone for that?

      • xToddrick says:

        Already answered that in detail above in this very thread.

      • Andre5000 says:

        My iPhone can be used 50 miles from where I left it in my house by looking at my watch while holding something with both hands?

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Why would you be looking at your watch if you are holding on to something with both hands? I think you would have more pressing matters to attend to.

      • Andre5000 says:

        Nope. I’m currently drinking a soda while holding my salad fork. According to my watch, I just got a text from my wife. The salad fork is not a pressing concern- my wife is.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Judging by the angles, that is impossible.

      • keepingitreal says:

        woo woo woo

      • Tony Trucano says:

        I bet employers and schools will love this device more the smart phones which already impede school functioning. You know, I cannot read messages when I am eating. How about digital plates? I could read my messages on a plate.

      • xToddrick says:

        I imagine employers will as their employees will cause less distraction. Schools are another issue but then again calculators were whe I was in school and the world survived.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        How about retail jobs? I bet Target would love to have their employees check their messages on their watches every 5 minutes. That totally wouldn’t impede the amount of work being done.

      • xToddrick says:

        And employees at Target can buy alcohol and I’m sure that would also impede on their work. So if it becomes a problem I imagine Target can forbid them from being worn much like the forbid drinking alcohol. My speculation is that the smart watch will reduce distractions over the smartphone alone.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        You make the analogy to alcohol? Comparing alcohol to iPhones makes my point that it would hinder the amount of being accomplished.

      • xToddrick says:

        Actually alcohol to smart watches. And what I wrote was that if they become a distraction the employer could ban them at work as they do alcohol.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Yeah, I made a mistake. Leaving ambiguity that they may be banned is admitting that they may be cumbersome for the business.

      • Andre5000 says:

        It’s retail. Put item on shelf. Scan item. Let customer swipe credit card.

        Look at that, I just did an entire day’s worth of retail!

      • Tony Trucano says:

        That is all that is available for work. I know biology majors working retail.

      • Andre5000 says:

        Who are broke, and can’t possibly afford a $500 watch.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Why are they trying to sell a watch no one can afford?

      • Andre5000 says:

        The same reason Lamborghinis, BMWs, and caviar exist?

      • Tony Trucano says:

        So you sit on something while eating fish eggs?

      • Andre5000 says:

        They’re retail employees. None can afford to be in the same room as a $500 watch, much less own one, and they certainly don’t work.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        I bet Target and Wal-Mart sell them eventually.

      • Andre5000 says:

        And the workers will rejoice at the highly priced item they’ll never afford. Woo!

      • Tony Trucano says:

        I bet some of the employees buy them.

      • Andre5000 says:

        With three years of their pay?

      • Tony Trucano says:

        8.00 times 80 equals (two pay periods) 640 minus taxes. Three years definitely.

      • Andre5000 says:

        If they didn’t eat, drive a car, get gas, pay rent, live, or exist during that month, sure!

        By that logic, I make $50,000 a year, and have 150,000 left on my mortgage. I guess I should be able to pay it off in exactly 3 years?

      • Tony Trucano says:

        How big of a house do you really need? I believe in minimalism.

      • keepingitreal says:

        and the pawn shop too once they figure out it’s…. istupid

      • Tony Trucano says:

        By the way, do you work for Apple? Reading your other comments makes me question your impartiality.

      • xToddrick says:

        No. I started buying Apple products when the first iPad came out. What impartiality in particular? That a rectangle is the better design choice or that smart watches are useful? Neither is Apple centric. If Apple had made their watch round I would have written disapproving comments.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        You write a lot of remarks on Apple products.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        I just noticed you post a lot on Apple products.

      • xToddrick says:

        It’s what I use, prefer, and help clients with, and therefore know really well. My girlfriend has a Nexus 5 android smartphone and we both find it confusing, especially after updates.

      • Andre5000 says:

        I post a lot on articles about space and eclipses. Does that mean I work for the sun?

      • Tony Trucano says:

        No, but I would imagine you might work for a science based industry.

      • Andre5000 says:

        I doubt it. I also post a lot of sex/romance responses and comment on book forums. I’m not a hooker librarian…

      • Tony Trucano says:

        You could do it on the side. A multifaceted individual.

      • Andre5000 says:

        Yes, like all people do- have more than one hobby or possession. How on earth you think that me posting about an eclipse or someone else talking about Apple means they work in those industries is beyond me. My neighbor just remarked on the weather – he is not a weatherman.

      • Tony Trucano says:

        Or at least deeply hidden childhood aspirations.

      • maelsturm says:

        why don’t phone and watch companies come up with something more novel and interesting. Have an implant in your head and a lens on your eye like those people wear instead of glasses. Have it worked from brain impulses and the lens in your eye project the image outward and you can see it like a picture out from you. The electric energy in your body operate the device and then all the apps and phone calls and all this stuff comes to you and your thought process controls it. In the implant you can have a memory and store info, or recall it from brain impulses. Now you could get rid of all the clutter in your hands and bent backs and all the nonsense around you. Now something like that would be novel and useful as well. I bet we will see this technology in the not too distant future because phones and watches and all this stuff is played out in the last few decades. Time for new innovation and it will come to that too soon.

      • San says:

        Small is good to put it in the pocket, but the screen size is too small, may hard t read?

      • keepingitreal says:

        or out in the middle of nowhere like the dessert

    • Not real name says:

      Yes but it’s all the way in my fanny pack. ain’t no one got time for that

  4. Maximus says:

    I think its time we show apple they cant control our lives. They cant just choose how we change… Can they?

  5. Jose Maria Miguel Linares says:

    Todo lo que está sucediendo en estos momentos son acciones desestabilizadoras realizadas por la extrema contraria al actual Gobierno. Esto es necesario para que a partir del temor que se le impele a la gente surjan acciones desesperantes momentaneas haciendo parecer que hay un caos y que la delincuencia nos está ganando el mandado. pero no… eso ya está controlado… ya va a ver como se van acaband esas ratas de a poquito… lo que se necesita es que los medios dejen de divulgar solo lo negro que sucede sino cosas buenas que pasan… aunque no seria malo que divulgaran algun ajusticiamiento hecho por la sociedad civil…

  6. Rummy389 says:

    Another one of those things that sound cool until you actually get one and then it’s like “Meh..”. I have enough chargers to keep track of DUDE. Don’t need another one lol

  7. WasGibtsLeute says:

    Uhm, most of this comments could have been made even without ever testing such a watch. So these are the outcomes?

  8. wheezer says:

    Meh… its like buying the first model year of a new car, let them make improvements and works the kinks out, then you can buy version 2.0 or 3.0. The tech gets cheaper as time goes by anyway.

  9. leyna says:

    je suis francaise allo quelqun peut repondre en francais svp car je suis seul

  10. Utstroh says:

    If you give money to Apple, fir any reason, you’re financially endorsing and supporting slave labor. One day it’s likely to be your kids or grand kids. Vote with your money. It’s the only vote that still counts.

    • Not real name says:

      Kids go to school until 12 then they linger around with nothing to do. At least they can provide some income now. It isn’t much but it’s preferable to not having income.

      • Utstroh says:

        Is that an attempt to justify slavery or just your support for it?

      • Not real name says:

        Don’t put your words and assumptions on me. riddle me this batman: how many American made products are in your house? Maybe 10%. Also consider supply and demand. There is no demand in America for 5 dollars per day jobs.

      • Utstroh says:

        Actually I became aware of this problem before the hurricane. I lost most of my possessions then and since then I’ve been buying American made, used, and from companies that didn’t export American jobs, use slave labor, or outsource them to prisons . It’s a little more work but I give a crap about the kind of world my kids grow up in our at least my impact on it.

      • Not real name says:

        Kudos to you but you know the average American won’t go thru that trouble. I tried it before and it was tough. I was also shocked at how many products are made by inmates making nickels per day.

      • Utstroh says:

        Yes we have more slaves in the US now than we did at the peak of slavery. The 13th amendment still allowed slavery for inmates… I know it’s difficult but if people don’t try, things are only going to get worse. Unfortunately it’s more difficult to be a good person today than it was 100 years ago. You’re not a good person just b/c you’re ignorant of the suffering your contributing to. Maybe you can’t fix everything but you can make an effort, every little change you make might help someone.

      • Not real name says:

        I think you are making your life an inconvenience and not causing much change. Let me ask this. What form of activism would be best to get the public to be more mindful on purchases? Fun fact: Apple products outlast other brands by triple. That is great for the environment.

      • Utstroh says:

        Brother I just wrote a discretion in response to you and lost it, user error, ‘ll try to get it back to you soon.

      • Utstroh says:

        Dissertation not discretion

      • Utstroh says:

        I don’t find my life that inconvenient and I believe the level of change I influence is worth it. It’s worth it to my conscience. If the tables were turned, or someday are, I would hope that a few people I’ve never met would give a crap about how their actions impact my children and grand children. Am I one in a million? Maybe, but it has to start somewhere. Be the change you want to see. Can I complain about the problems in the world if I don’t do anything to change them? Vote with your wallet, it’s the only one that counts anymore.

        I don’t think traditional activism works anymore. The corporate media give no coverage to protests that harm their advertisers and access to govt mouth pieces. If they do it’s too belittle or misrepresent the cause.

        The best thing an individual can do is reduce their impact, one step at a time, don’t make it too hard on yourself, lead by example, and inform others.

        I find your fact, based on my own experience, hard to believe. Who did the research? Apple? Regardless this isn’t the important stat. The important stat is how often does the average user replace their product with the latest version? Far more than those waiting for their product to break. How many people do you know that have had every version of the iphone? More than I can count.

        As to environmental impact buying used extends the life of these products which is far better than encouraging Apple to continue their practices with more dollars.

        Now I understand if you’re a graphic designer or recording music or something why you need an Apple, but most people don’t need one to check their email, surf the web, watch you tube, write papers or check their account balance.

        However, if you are a person that needs a Mac there are countless other things you can do to reduce your impact on the environment or other humans and animals.

        For example if you’re really concerned about the environment nothing harms it more than raising animals for food. Quitting meat one day a week would make using an Apple till it breaks look like a meaningless gesture.

        A great app if you plan to start caring is Buycott. You can scan products in stores before you buy them to see why people are boycotting or supporting the manufacturer.

        I’m sorry I didn’t have it in me to rewrite everything at this hour. Hope this is enough for you.
        Whatever you decide to do I wish the best to you and yours.

      • Not real name says:

        It’s a great response and I will actually use that app. I didn’t know that existed before. Keep spreading the good word: money is our only voting ballot that matters.

      • Utstroh says:

        Thanks for the civil discussion. All the best to you and yours.

    • Andre5000 says:

      Just like buying chocolate, clothes, candy, car parts, food…

      • Utstroh says:

        Exactly, if you care about others you’ll be conscious with every purchase. Some however are worse than others.

    • John says:

      Yes.

      Lots of people don’t seem to understand: apple is the absolute worst company in this regard, for several reasons. They completely control every aspect of the system, from end to end, and every level of the stack; and they completely control their own separate ecosystem. They do not license their software to run on anyone elses hardware, they don’t let you run un-approved software on their mobile devices, and they build integration features into their devices (which they forbid to work with other platforms) which require you to buy only apple products to get the greatest functionality.

      For other platforms, you can choose the least morally offensive route. You can buy into another ecosystem, and retain flexibility and self determination. You can choose the least morally offensive products within that ecosystem. If you buy into apple’s ecosystem, and wish to remain there, you MUST buy apple’s slave labor products.

      Good people don’t buy apple products.

      • Utstroh says:

        John, I wanted to give you more than one thumbs up for your comment by thumb upping some of your others but they’re private. Just want you to know that’s a great post and one up vote didn’t do it justice.

  11. GordonTrenchard says:

    The next logical gadget is for some sort of implant or more integrated wearable device. I wonder what Apple iUnderwear will be like or iContact Lenses. While I like the Apple devices and use them to enhance my life at some point I think they will be “bridge too far” and become more of a hindrance than a help.

  12. Cyberats says:

    You mean iWatch for the Future Myopic Society of America.

  13. Current-&-Qualified says:

    I for one am looking forward to it

  14. rocker says:

    Fools will wait hours on the sidewalk for this POS .. Cant wait till all the little screens break and you have to do back to apple to spend a few more bux.. iCrap

  15. The Maced Avenger says:

    This week I spent 50 minutes on the phone with Apple Care diagnosing the failure of a 6-month-old USB Superdrive (external CD/DVD Drive). Then got to waste another 45 minutes driving to/from Apple Store to replace it. This is the fourth Apple optical drive failure I’ve experienced in the past three years.

    Maybe focus a little less on the watches and a bit more on the fundamental product quality.

    • Not real name says:

      Maybe you have stomach hands… everything you touch turns into shit

    • John says:

      Apple’s software quality is also going down the tubes.

      All the apple lovers sign songs of praise for the crappy customer service they get at the apple store…. but that’s useless for someone who doesn’t live close to an apple store.

      I’ve never had a problem with other brands. You call them up, tell them the problem, get an RMA, drop it in the mail. Within a week its back and good as new!

  16. thinkaboutIT says:

    I don’t need another smart device to yell at sorry Apple

  17. BRANDY says:

    You will look a right fool using one of these watches, the time is the only thing we need from our watches.

  18. THEGenuineOLiTWiST says:

    No way I am going to wear one until there is a mainstream market for them, and the thought of having to charge the darn thing every night is a real deal breaker

  19. Hans Landa "The Jew Hunter" says:

    An iWatch for iDouches.

    • HatesFaggotNazis says:

      YES YOU AND YOUR WHOREMOTHER ARE DOUCHES. THAT IS CORRECT!

    • Andre5000 says:

      Please, tell me more about how your hatred of a watch company makes you cool.

      • Hans Landa "The Jew Hunter" says:

        WATCH COMPANY??? LMFAO!!! Apple is not watch company YOU MORON!

        Nobody fucking wear watches anymore but just bc Apple came up with one — everyone wants one???

        Fucking iMorons!!!

      • Andre5000 says:

        They make watches. Also phones. You take the time to talk about how you’re better than the iSheeps and the iJiggies and the…whatever. Dozens of posts on a product you don’t care about? No one cares. You hate Apple? no one cares. You’re not getting one? Thank you for being so special.

        Hans: LOLZ EVEVVERYONE BUT ME IS A MORON OMG I’M SO COOL I HATES APPLE CUZ I’M SO UNIQUE

        It will be an amazing day when you hit puberty, and stop being such a whiny little pissant.

      • Hans Landa "The Jew Hunter" says:

        You big fooking moron,

        Apple IS NOT a watch company. It’s a personal computer and smartphone company.

        Just bc they put an iPod like device with NFC/bluetooth on a wrist watch size device that they are now a watch company. You did say it was a watch company, didn’t you?

        I don’t hate Apple you big fucking moron. I have an iPhone6, iPad and Macbook Air. They do make very good products but the watch is pain stupid — like you.

        If you were not an an iMoron and an iCunt, you would be open to criticism of Apple products but since you’re such an iBendoverandtakeitintheassbyApple, yes you are an iSheep.

      • Andre5000 says:

        You said moron like 600 times in 3 paragraphs. Impotent rage much?

        I don’t own a single apple product. By your own volition, you own… all of them.

        Congratulations! You are the world’s biggest iSheep. But please, use your iPhone 6 to check for updates to reply to me on your MacBook Air while watching iTV with your iPad to call the rest the world a moron stupid face, because they….don’t love Apple and whimper and beg for more iDevices quite in the same way you do.

        LOLZ MAN I OWN 7,000 APPLE DEVICES…BUT 7,0001?!?! THAT’S CRAZY.

      • Hans Landa "The Jew Hunter" says:

        You called Apple a watch company —- I can’t say moron enough to you.

      • Andre5000 says:

        They make phones, watches, yadda yadda yadda. They are a watch company as much as they are a computer company. Your fetish for calling everyone a moron “not enough” using your dozens of Apple devices has no bearing on anything.

      • Hans Landa "The Jew Hunter" says:

        Audemars Piguet, Tissot, Patek Philippe, Longines, Hublot, Tag Heuer and the many others are watch companies. Apple is not a fucking watch company you big fooking ignorant MORON!!!

      • Andre5000 says:

        Literally no one cares. Please take your 6000 apple devices and go fanboy somewhere else.
        Seriously, i referred to them as making watches once many hours ago, and this is your 50th post yelling

        Hans: DONT CALL THEM A WATCH COMPANY DONT YOURE A DUMB POOPY HEAD DONT DONT DONT THEY ARE MY GOD MY MESSIAH I OWN ALL THEIR PRODUCTS DONT CALL THEM A WATCH COMPANY YOU’RE DUMB I HATE YOU GO AWAY THEY’RE NOT A WATCH COMPANY YOU MOROR MORON DUMB STUPID FACE

        You sound like a member of ISIS who just watched someone call the Quran a work of fiction.

      • Hans Landa "The Jew Hunter" says:

        How old are you? 5? No nee iPhone for you iCunt.

  20. Intolerantcentrist says:

    Apple has a most excellent Needle Exchange program…

  21. rakesh desai says:

    I love apple. What ever they make, make it ultimate. I will buy atleast one watch.

  22. Not real name says:

    Yes

  23. One could argue that Apple started it by placing an “i” in front of the insults they are selling..

  24. AdamDevis says:

    Just incredible! As soon will be in stores soon buy it!

  25. cybercabz says:

    How u supposed to text on this?

  26. ace says:

    Apple Apple morons everywhere , next is line is what Ipancakes , flip your damn pancake and its ready touch it with new slide feature and you have maple syrup

  27. otard says:

    its one of best gadgets which I ever saw

  28. John says:

    Its not for me simply because of the price. I really like the Apple products I have. But for myself I cannot afford a Apple Watch to accent my iPhone. I think I can still pull my iPhone out of my pocket. I do love gadgets but this watch is a tough one for me to justify right now. I’m sure Apple will have some success and in many ways the watch probably is more of a way to sell more iPhone’s then the watch itself. I am 51 and for me fiddling with a small screen is not going to be a advantage for me. I will be curious to read more about people’s experiences with the Apple watch down the road.

    • John says:

      This is one of many reasons I stay away from apple devices. Apple really rapes their customers while delivering a decent user experience and inferior, over priced hardware. If I was willing to compromise regarding batteries and expandability to the level of an iphone, I would get mid range android phone (which is still more powerful and capable than iphone) and have a ton of money left over for an android wear watch.

    • homebound 1968 says:

      I’ve owned both Android and Apple. I prefer Apple but not to the point of buying this stupid watch. What a waste of money, but people will dish it out just like they do for $800 iPhones. After the contract for my iPhone 6 is up I’ll probably go back to Android unless Apple really steps up their specs on the iPhone to justify what they charge. With the new Galaxy S6 that just came out Apple has a good reason to be worried.

  29. xzanthius says:

    I wonder how mother earth is enjoying all of our new electronic gadgets. Sometimes progress is actually regress.

  30. Nina Vanz says:

    I like the design. As they do with the Iphones, there will be updates, and updated versions coming out every 6 months.

  31. schpongo713 says:

    Apple invented the 18 hour day with this watch. A bit short, isn’t it?

  32. Bill says:

    Just put it on, and don’t make trouble.

  33. Bill says:

    Big Brother needs to know if you are nervous about something.

    • John says:

      Nice. And the creepy thing is, with apple products, you can _never_ know how apple is really spying on you. With many android products, you can run a custom ROM and regain full control over your own device (and by extension, the data exchanged with the smartwatch tethered to it)

  34. Peregrine says:

    Apple are working on the icar, so I’m going to wait for that to arrive before investing in an apple watch. Apparently the apple watch has a ‘summon icar’ feature, will control the icar electronic start and the central locking aswell as communicate with its on board computer.

  35. thewogking says:

    Anyone who wears an iwatch is probably interested in a ibutt plug…… Just more useless junk to waste money on….

  36. Juza says:

    I need to buy this so i can show everybody that i am an individual minded unique snowflake. It also shows that i have a sense of post-irony and that i am better than everyone else.

    I want to fit in

    • John says:

      I like your analogy. Its probably not far from the truth for many. I buy a few Apple products, but do not consider myself a fan boy. But I am sure a Apple Watch like Google glasses is more about people obsessed with technology. I certainly can envision some people finding a Apple watch or smart watch useful. Is it $400 plus useful, I guess that’s up to how much disposable income you have?

  37. Stieffano Elviano Irodikromo says:

    number 1 : it’s just a watch only with modern specs
    2: if you want to buy it then buy it , but if don’t want to or don’t like the watch leave it.
    3: don’t judge Android and Apple , these 2 are companies that make million of dollars just by bringing expensive modern phones and laptops and tablets and watches and some arguing about the watch ? It’s sound crazy because apple doesn’t care about us , they make money just by bringing these things so if you like it it’s ok but if you don’t like then leave it .

  38. Kyou says:

    Nice but the price doesn’t justify anything.

  39. If this isn’t legal theft, then I don’t know what is.
    @Apple HQ “should we try $450? naaaaa! Lets try $10k, and see if we can milk these fools faster”

  40. John says:

    Another poster seems to think that all criticism of apple is born from ‘iEnvy’. lol

    Nobody has iEnvy in 2014. Maybe some people did in 2008, but pretty much everything
    apple does these days is inferior to someone else in some way. apple
    makes decent products for people who can’t be bothered to research, and
    also for the not-so-bright. But if you want excellence, you go elsewhere. Apple is no longer worthy of envy.

  41. John says:

    I don’t understand the point of your gif.

  42. DeathWarmedOver says:

    Some of this crap is said in the exact same way things were said about Facebook before its IPO. So pay heed and don’t run out and buy one. There’s a reason they call it the “bleeding edge”. Wait for it to become mature and worth getting. Or be a fanboi.

  43. HoldenMonaro says:

    ill stick with my hand made Swiss made automatics. never really owned a battery operated watch from asia.

  44. homebound 1968 says:

    Explain to me why this is a good idea? If you need to carry the iPhone around for this to function what is the point? If it was a stand alone device then I could see why someone would drop $500+ on it, but consider that on top of what the iPhone costs. Craziness. And, it doesn’t even perform that well according to some reviews.

  45. Walkerisawesome says:

    My PE teacher has one and he told us it was very frustrating

  46. Roniel Luha says:

    i want that

  47. John says:

    Some ifans confuse income with intelligence. The dumbest people are not homeless nor fastfood workers. Many brilliant people suffer addiction and end up homeless, and many poor, brilliant people don’t have the support and access to education and career opportunities.

    Many of the wealthiest people in the world do have severely limited intellect. Look at the united states. Look at Hollywood.

    Building products for stupid stupid people has paid off really well for apple.

  48. xn0 says:

    Frankly: I think it looks not very attractive. Not well designed and cheap looking. I’ll stick to a regular watch. Maybe this is Apples first modern marketing blunder ?

  49. 10/10 would never buy… but cool to have.

  50. donfu says:

    My watch is not an Apple watch. It’s cheap and it looks ugly to some but I will say one thing. It certainly tells the time :-)

  51. Sherlock Holmes says:

    I will talk to Watson about getting me one.

  52. elmo15 says:

    Didnt samsung have there watch out like 2 years ago, like everything else. Just saying

  53. (((((YEP I SAID IT))))) says:

    I would never ever buy anything from Apple they are straight up the replica Samsung they can’t think of anything on their own iPhone 6 please come on it’s a whack phone that’s all I got to say

  54. Saigon says:

    i would like to try ’em

  55. The apple watch is rehashing of watches from the 80’s I used own both an am/fm watch and a tv watch.

  56. Austin Dean says:

    So much hate in these comments… It’s the first iteration of the device. It’s going to be buggy. If anyone here remembers using the iPhone 2G on launch day they can remember the same bugs all over again. And yes, apple fixed them relatively fast. Until you’ve tried it don’t get so down on it. Having now tried both the Apple Watch, and the Android Wear, and Pebble Steel and Moto 360, I have my opinions n all of them. They all have advantages that another does not.

  57. Ronnesha h says:

    Apple can kiss my ass if them motherfuckas think that I’m going to pay almost 500 for a fucking watch that display that same shit on my phone ✋

  58. Woodwind says:

    Two big roll outs this week, the iWatch and the iHillary, both are very adept at erasing emails.

  59. miranda says:

    Ok now its my turn to talk so you should not be talking because im going to diss you out one by one .turtle heart:i dont care how old you are im 10 so i dont care you should not be saying that its for fools oh wait so are you a fool cause oviesly so dont act like you love it .next one im not going to waste my breath on you because your just a plain asshole and i was talking to maximus . next the one under maximus is a real dungbat dont you freakin think that they know that all ready that is why they did that see people would know the name of it. That think is freakin awsome so stop hattin cause all the hatters kiss my ass

  60. Great, now, we need to find Dick Tracy quick!!

  61. Steve Pearce says:

    I’ve been watching this apple for three days and nights but it hasn’t done anything yet!

  62. Steve Pearce says:

    Iv’e been watching this apple for three days and nights and it hasn’t done a thing yet!

  63. karielle says:

    I would prefer a Prada

  64. ggulick says:

    It seems to me that the Apple Watch is way ahead of where the first iPhone was at launch. If you remember it was too expensive, didn’t have 3G and only ran web apps. In addition, it was only available on one carrier, and didn’t have a keyboard. If, as was the case with the iPhone, Apple learns from their mistakes and continues to refine the product, others will inevitably follow their lead. The result will be the same kind of advancement in smart watches as we have seen in smart phones. If that happens everybody wins because all products will improve. Whether you like Apple or not, you must admit they are one of the companies that push a market forward when they decide to enter it.

  65. keepingitreal says:

    Looks like we have a few people that are i defenders… the i really stands for idiot… This watch is pointless..

  66. keepingitreal says:

    I bet Steve Jobs is looking down… LOL and Shaking his head

    • Cyberats says:

      He died of PC cancer ! Ironic.

      • keepingitreal says:

        cancer of the pancreas… while you trying to be a smart a$$… you’ll probably die from decon rat poison

      • Cyberats says:

        Hey, just making a joke here. Watch MadTV on YT and Steve Jobs iPhone, oldie but funny.
        They always “discovered” & “innovated” technology, 10yrs. after all other name brands. Yet people love them because they put white plastic all over everything.
        Other than that, all their devices are or used to be Proprietary of Use, thus unable to share with other devices or PC formats.

  67. keepingitreal says:

    I’d rather have a Rolex

  68. Lebulldog2 says:

    not beautifull

  69. keepingitreal says:

    Why can’t we just all……igetalone

  70. keepingitreal says:

    People would probably rather buy a Hello Kitty watch

  71. Cyberats says:

    Say it with me: “I” “Watch”.

  72. Lily says:

    uhhh wow ugly

  73. Jason King says:

    I just want a Ichip installed in my brain. No more chargers. Maybe just the occasional plug in to update. Don’t worry it doesn’t take up to much storage and you won’t have to upgrade your Icloud.

  74. Hanna5800 says:

    Jeg døme

  75. مسلمة و الحمد لله says:

    Apple Watch.It’s a great

  76. Ray Burke says:

    No matter good it gets I’ll NEVER really NEED one !!!

    • Swift says:

      Thats what people said with the iPad when it came out. Even I thought, why do I need a ‘tablet’ when I have already a smartphone and a laptop computer. But my view has changed, and a tablet is indispensible for me now. The same will hold true with the Apple Watch, Im certain.

  77. Peter Bayfield Official says:

    I don’t think I personally would need one of these,I am completely fine with the watch I have got,and all of what features on here is on my iphone so what is the point?

  78. Elyse Graves says:

    Looks like a lot of negative comments from people who can not afford Apple Products.

  79. anon457 says:

    Did you know apple invented I’sis true story!

  80. Charlene Watson says:

    hmmmm. I don’t think that’s the case here, in MY opinion, apple products are not user friendly and unnecessarily complicated. But my daughter has some apple devices and she is fine with them. It’s what you like if it makes your life easier.

  81. Maximus says:

    The watch seems neat but also SLOW.. Anyone notice? Ide also like it to always be showing the time like anormal watch but i doubt the battery can handle that..

  82. Incillation says:

    First, we had the clock, then the Swiss invented wristwatches – a long time later, the miracle of cell – now mobile phones arrived and before we knew it ; they became smart phones.
    To add to this, tablets arrived. The connecting link being – they all tell time.
    Now, tell me again why do we need the Applewatch?

  83. Joe Walters Jr. says:

    Extra radiation is bliss.

  84. Ravn says:

    Please stop pissing on other products because of your own opninion, it’s really unnecessary unless you actually have some good content to share with us. Yet again, if that good content is baser on your personal opinions, put it somewhere people would want to see it.

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