The first reactions to the Apple Watch are hot off the presses and, to be honest, they’re pretty much what I was expecting.
There are some nice revelations (battery life isn’t as bad as we feared), some areas to improve on (activating the screen carries a lag, although Apple promises it can fix it though software updates), praise for how easy it is to manage notifications, and a general sense of reviewers trying desperately to figure out what the hell a smartwatch should try and do.
And concluding that — despite being unclear about quite what that is — Apple has done it pretty well.
Check out the highlights of the early hands-on impressions from Re/Code, the Wall Street Journal, David Pogue, and the other people lucky enough to get an early review unit:
To begin with the nitpicks, Bloomberg reviewer Joshua Topolsky complains that the watch doesn’t always spring to life quite as readily as he wants it to:
“Many times while using the watch, I had to swing my wrist in an exaggerated upward motion to bring the display to life. Think about the way people normally look at their watches, then make it twice as aggressive. As a normal watch-wearer, the idea that I might look down at my wrist and not see the time was annoying. Sometimes, even if you do the arm-swing motion, the screen doesn’t turn on. Sometimes it turns on, then off. Sometimes you tap it and nothing happens.”
His review is titled, “You’ll Want [An Apple Watch], But You Don’t Need One.”
John Gruber of Daring Fireball fame echoes similar sentiments about the lag, noting that:
“I’ve worn a watch every day since I was in 7th grade, almost 30 years ago. I’m used to being able to see the time with just a glance whenever there is sufficient light. Apple Watch is somewhat frustrating in this regard. Even when Wrist Raise detection works perfectly, it takes a moment for the watch face to appear. There’s an inherent tiny amount of lag that isn’t there with a regular watch.”
Gruber concludes by noting that what is ultimately going to make Apple Watch really exciting is if everyone gets one:
“If you’re the only person you know with an Apple Watch, your timekeeping will still be precise, your activity tracking will still be accurate — but digital touch as a form of communication will be pointless. Digital touch only works, only becomes a thing, if Apple Watch becomes a thing. Digital touch is not designed for an isolated product. It is designed as a tentpole feature for a hit product with widespread appeal and adoption. The single most innovative feature of Apple Watch — the most intimate feature of the company’s most personal device — will only matter if some of the people you care most about wear one too.”
The Verge also voices the criticisms concerning occasional unresponsiveness, with Nilay Patel writing that:
“Let’s just get this out of the way: the Apple Watch, as I reviewed it for the past week and a half, is kind of slow. There’s no getting around it, no way to talk about all of its interface ideas and obvious potential and hints of genius without noting that sometimes it stutters loading notifications. Sometimes pulling location information and data from your iPhone over Bluetooth and Wi-Fi takes a long time. Sometimes apps take forever to load, and sometimes third-party apps never really load at all. Sometimes it’s just unresponsive for a few seconds while it thinks and then it comes back.”
However, while Patel is critical of some of the Apple Watch’s features, he winds up by concluding that it’s an exciting technology, that it’s still defining its role, and that none of us really know what it’ll become just yet.
“There’s no question that the Apple Watch is the most capable smartwatch available today. It is one of the most ambitious products I’ve ever seen; it wants to do and change so much about how we interact with technology. But that ambition robs it of focus: it can do tiny bits of everything, instead of a few things extraordinarily well. For all of its technological marvel, the Apple Watch is still a smartwatch, and it’s not clear that anyone’s yet figured out what smartwatches are actually for.”
Writing for Yahoo, David Pogue writes that:
“[T]his much is unassailable: The Apple Watch is light-years better than any of the feeble, clunky efforts that have come before it. The screen is nicer, the software is refined and bug-free, the body is real jewelry. First-time technologies await at every turn: Magnetic bands, push-to-release straps, wrist-to-wrist drawings or Morse codes, force pressing, credit-card payments from the wrist. And the symbiosis with the iPhone is graceful, out of your way, and intelligent.
But the true answer to that question is this: You don’t need one. Nobody needs a smartwatch. After all, it’s something else to buy, care for, charge every night. It’s another cable to pack and track. Your phone already serves most of its purposes. With the battery-life situation as it is, technology is just barely in place to make such a device usable at all.
In the end, therefore, the Apple Watch is, above all, a satisfying indulgence. It’s a luxury. You might buy it to bring you pleasure — and it will — much the way you might buy a really nice car, some really nice clothes, or a really nice entree.”
For Re/Code, Lauren Goode keeps the conclusion short-but-sweet:
“Smartwatches are still unproven, but Apple has made a pretty strong case for them.”
Two of the most interesting reviews, to me, were the ones which made it clear just how little the Apple Watch is suited for a “first impressions” type review. “It took three days — three long, often confusing and frustrating days — for me to fall for the Apple Watch,” writes Farhad Manjoo at the New York Times. “But once I fell, I fell hard.”
“[U]nlike previous breakthrough Apple products, the Watch’s software requires a learning curve that may deter some people. There’s a good chance it will not work perfectly for most consumers right out of the box, because it is best after you fiddle with various software settings to personalize use. Indeed, to a degree unusual for a new Apple device, the Watch is not suited for tech novices. It is designed for people who are inundated with notifications coming in through their phones, and for those who care to think about, and want to try to manage, the way the digital world intrudes on their lives.”
Manjoo ends his review by writing that, “The first Apple Watch may not be for you — but someday soon, it will change your world.”
A similar review is Geoffrey Fowler’s at the Wall Street Journal, who sums up why it’s a mistake to try and judge the Apple Watch by the standard “it’s an iPhone for your wrist” preconception with which we’ve been thinking of it:
“With the Apple Watch, smartwatches finally make sense. The measure of their success shouldn’t be how well they suck you in, but how efficiently they help you get things done. Living on your arm is part of that efficiency—as a convenient display, but also a way to measure your heart rate or pay at a cash register. This is a big idea about how we use technology, the kind of idea we expect from Apple.”
Not long to wait until April 24 when we get to make up our own minds…
276 responses to “First reviews: You’ll love Apple Watch, but it’s gonna take some time”
Apple Watch: iGarbage for iFools.
Damn!! You just obliterated APPLE!! How can they survive now?!
“How can they survive now?!”
Not sure, but just wait until this iWatch recharges and I’ll figure it out…
The thought of another charger on my night stand…
How funny. I do not have one inch of room anywhere for another charger. I have cords all over the place and am so sick of it. :(
“Apple watch”
Turtle Heart just killed Apples company
Speaking of apple…
Look at this apple Easter egg…
See the alien?
Gee, you placed an i in front of your insults. Very original. Go back to your android wear forums and stop trolling here.
“Gee, you placed an i in front of your insults.”
One could argue that Apple started it by placing an “i” in front of the insults they are selling…
Well said. iMP3 player invented 10yrs. before Apple built one, but LOOK it’s a New and Innovative Product…
Maybe they’ll invent some reminder device, named the iForgot.
Wolf-Spider, the new Apple CEO and inventor of the iForgot Alarm clock. ;-D
ROFLOL! I really enjoyed that. If ONLY I were that creative!
Tie in a calendar that is programmable to an alarm clock, both existing technology, just need to be mixed.
Computers do it, but they need to be on. The alarm clock can be always on.
LOL that’s not how any of this works.
What, a mini circuit board that is FlashRam with a Digital Alarm clock ? I bet a Junior in Electronics with a premade kit can build one.
No one cared about that MP3 player until Apple made it better. Poor, design, poor marketing, or just a terrible product all over?
Many people cared about mp3 players before apple made their first severely crippled (but attractive! and trendy!) imitation.
Regarding design – well one of the problems was that the designers kept over-estimating potential customers. Apple rarely does this. Apple sets the bar super low, and does a great job of designing for the dumbest part of our society.
Another area in which apple excels, then and now, is marketing, manipulating the media, and creating buzz.
It’s true! It’s only the dumbest and least educated of homeless people and fast food workers who can afford to pair their $500 watch to their $1,100 iPad.
The richest company on earth: setting the bar so low, anyone can do it.
Except, no one ever has, which is why….they’re the richest company on Earth.
You’re the only one Poor in Intelligence, overly rich & pampered & protected.
There were plenty of good name brands with minimum freq. range of 20hz-20khz output, that means quality: Creative Labs, Sony, Panasonic, and last but not least iRiver (Blue River, not Apple), of same or better capacity and longer warranties. While 99% were under the Apple pricing.
That’s like saying that Henry Ford built the car and then Ferrari released the Enzo and Look it’s a new and innovative product.
Yes there were MP3 players out there…and even some good ones. But Apple made a beautiful UI, they made beautiful hardware, but most importantly, they wrapped it in a ecosystem that allowed people to easily, legally purchase music and get it on their device.
Look at the Archos jukebox. Fantastic features and functionality but with UI and aesthetics of a busted ass. Apple took a raw diamond, and polished and improved it to perfection.
Not sure why you feel the need to tag any negative as a hate comment?
I don’t hate Apple at all, but not everything Apple makes is a gift from the Gods as some Apple fans seem to defend. I think many just feel $500 plus for a watch might be hard to justify buying even for a Apple fan.
If you don’t worship apple, you must be a ‘hater’ and your opinion can be discounted.
I agree with you that $500 for a watch is unrealistic unless you have a lot of extra $ to spend. I like the idea of the watch but in no way would spend that kind of money on a watch of all things.
I would consider a $500 smart watch if the battery would last for 5 years like the battery in the Casio G-Shock watch I wear. But I’m not buying a watch that has to be taken off and charged twice a day.
I agree. I think they need to come up with a battery that lasts forever!
Apparently Apple thinks “i” in front of “Watch” is an insult too, despite their past i(diot proof)Products.
So are you anti smart watches or just the Apple Watch? If the latter, they why specifically?
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Thanks for making me laugh bro.
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“Apple Watch: iGarbage for iFools.”
iKnow…
I’ll ask you the same question…
So are you anti smart watches or just the Apple Watch? If the latter, they why specifically?
Actually, I just couldn’t resist the pun…
But no, I don’t think the technology (Apple’s or anyone else’s) is to the point to make a smart watch practical. Perhaps when better battery tech comes along…
Fair enough. Thanks, or I thank you, or iThank.
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Do you always ride Apples dick this hard? Just a question.
Just an obscene question without substance. Try again or leave the conversation to the adults.
Sounds like iEnvy. And before you start foaming at the mouth in denial, ask yourself why you even bothered to read the article and post your comment. Nuff said.
Sounds about right to me. If you check his posting history, you’ll soon see he is a very angry and unhappy person needing to vent his pain all over the place.
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very true yo; no need for this watch–get your phones right..
iWatch cool concept, but not a go for me either. If pebble–the not richest company in america can give us 30 day batteries, then all that design, engineering and cutting edge sh!t we see in those iPowerpoints better give me some more juice or no cash from a large demo.
Bling, bling and bling
iAgree.
i hate to say this, but i feel the same.
apple watch need something “Wow”
Your comment has nothing to do with the watch. Why don’t you ‘fess up and tell us the real reason for your anger?
Wassup can’t afford one?
I guess next the iTV…. you can see your notifications and messages on the screen while your favorite program is being interrupted….. this watch has more flop than a flip flop
Who is fool in this kind of situations where the writer already called himself fool by placing i before fool “iFool” hmm. Hahahah
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I think this apple watch will sell immediately with the usual junkies buying them, but interest will wane quickly and they will generally flop. Few people wear watches nowadays. I got half a dozen watches at home and I do not wear any anymore. Cellphones have the time on them and people play with these all day, so what do you want something you got to charge regularly and waste time with. No, I feel this is a flop. Apple shares are not jacking up with the news and this is a bad signal.
Yea, Windows is zoo much better…
Another iTool for another iFool.
Like that watch
iAgree
do you also consider macbooks, iphones, etc the same as iGarbage? because they’re very common place and have a huge market share today. you cant dismiss the reality of the situation that Apple is a big player in the indstry.
Translation: “I’m an Android fan.”
not true
The Apple watch is from the devil. The first ever Mac computer sold was for the sum of 666.66$. Coincidence?? No.
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Why not just wait until they improve it? I don’t want to be not only an unpaid, but a paying, beta tester for Apple, or any other company!
Same thinking here. They could very well know how to already make it smaller stronger lighter and sexier
what’s sexy about it?
Isn’t there a clock on the iPhone?
Not remotely the point.
Clocks are everywhere you look. Where would a watch with this much tech behind it be useful? Camping perhaps? Wouldn’t that kind of defeat the point?
Seeing notifications, and the time, without looking at your smartphone. While in a meeting, walking in a long coat, when your hands are full, in a crowded subway or theater and can’t get to you smartphone, at home when your smartphone is in another room – charging or otherwise, et cetera. Also, for whatever reason I rarely notice that my smartphone vibrates so I miss calls and messages. The smart watch solves that. And anytime my smartphone remains in my pocket there’s no chance of dropping it.
Or you could just use a regular watch. Hmmmm.
Please explain how a regular watch displays notifications and messages.
Why not use an iphone for that?
Already answered that in detail above in this very thread.
My iPhone can be used 50 miles from where I left it in my house by looking at my watch while holding something with both hands?
Why would you be looking at your watch if you are holding on to something with both hands? I think you would have more pressing matters to attend to.
Nope. I’m currently drinking a soda while holding my salad fork. According to my watch, I just got a text from my wife. The salad fork is not a pressing concern- my wife is.
Judging by the angles, that is impossible.
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I bet employers and schools will love this device more the smart phones which already impede school functioning. You know, I cannot read messages when I am eating. How about digital plates? I could read my messages on a plate.
I imagine employers will as their employees will cause less distraction. Schools are another issue but then again calculators were whe I was in school and the world survived.
How about retail jobs? I bet Target would love to have their employees check their messages on their watches every 5 minutes. That totally wouldn’t impede the amount of work being done.
And employees at Target can buy alcohol and I’m sure that would also impede on their work. So if it becomes a problem I imagine Target can forbid them from being worn much like the forbid drinking alcohol. My speculation is that the smart watch will reduce distractions over the smartphone alone.
You make the analogy to alcohol? Comparing alcohol to iPhones makes my point that it would hinder the amount of being accomplished.
Actually alcohol to smart watches. And what I wrote was that if they become a distraction the employer could ban them at work as they do alcohol.
Yeah, I made a mistake. Leaving ambiguity that they may be banned is admitting that they may be cumbersome for the business.
It’s retail. Put item on shelf. Scan item. Let customer swipe credit card.
Look at that, I just did an entire day’s worth of retail!
That is all that is available for work. I know biology majors working retail.
Who are broke, and can’t possibly afford a $500 watch.
Why are they trying to sell a watch no one can afford?
The same reason Lamborghinis, BMWs, and caviar exist?
So you sit on something while eating fish eggs?
They’re retail employees. None can afford to be in the same room as a $500 watch, much less own one, and they certainly don’t work.
I bet Target and Wal-Mart sell them eventually.
And the workers will rejoice at the highly priced item they’ll never afford. Woo!
I bet some of the employees buy them.
With three years of their pay?
8.00 times 80 equals (two pay periods) 640 minus taxes. Three years definitely.
If they didn’t eat, drive a car, get gas, pay rent, live, or exist during that month, sure!
By that logic, I make $50,000 a year, and have 150,000 left on my mortgage. I guess I should be able to pay it off in exactly 3 years?
How big of a house do you really need? I believe in minimalism.
and the pawn shop too once they figure out it’s…. istupid
By the way, do you work for Apple? Reading your other comments makes me question your impartiality.
No. I started buying Apple products when the first iPad came out. What impartiality in particular? That a rectangle is the better design choice or that smart watches are useful? Neither is Apple centric. If Apple had made their watch round I would have written disapproving comments.
You write a lot of remarks on Apple products.
I just noticed you post a lot on Apple products.
It’s what I use, prefer, and help clients with, and therefore know really well. My girlfriend has a Nexus 5 android smartphone and we both find it confusing, especially after updates.
I post a lot on articles about space and eclipses. Does that mean I work for the sun?
No, but I would imagine you might work for a science based industry.
I doubt it. I also post a lot of sex/romance responses and comment on book forums. I’m not a hooker librarian…
You could do it on the side. A multifaceted individual.
Yes, like all people do- have more than one hobby or possession. How on earth you think that me posting about an eclipse or someone else talking about Apple means they work in those industries is beyond me. My neighbor just remarked on the weather – he is not a weatherman.
Or at least deeply hidden childhood aspirations.
why don’t phone and watch companies come up with something more novel and interesting. Have an implant in your head and a lens on your eye like those people wear instead of glasses. Have it worked from brain impulses and the lens in your eye project the image outward and you can see it like a picture out from you. The electric energy in your body operate the device and then all the apps and phone calls and all this stuff comes to you and your thought process controls it. In the implant you can have a memory and store info, or recall it from brain impulses. Now you could get rid of all the clutter in your hands and bent backs and all the nonsense around you. Now something like that would be novel and useful as well. I bet we will see this technology in the not too distant future because phones and watches and all this stuff is played out in the last few decades. Time for new innovation and it will come to that too soon.
Small is good to put it in the pocket, but the screen size is too small, may hard t read?
or out in the middle of nowhere like the dessert
Yes but it’s all the way in my fanny pack. ain’t no one got time for that
You wear a fanny pack?
I prefer to call it a batman belt accessory.
Whatever Bruce.
I think its time we show apple they cant control our lives. They cant just choose how we change… Can they?
Todo lo que está sucediendo en estos momentos son acciones desestabilizadoras realizadas por la extrema contraria al actual Gobierno. Esto es necesario para que a partir del temor que se le impele a la gente surjan acciones desesperantes momentaneas haciendo parecer que hay un caos y que la delincuencia nos está ganando el mandado. pero no… eso ya está controlado… ya va a ver como se van acaband esas ratas de a poquito… lo que se necesita es que los medios dejen de divulgar solo lo negro que sucede sino cosas buenas que pasan… aunque no seria malo que divulgaran algun ajusticiamiento hecho por la sociedad civil…
Another one of those things that sound cool until you actually get one and then it’s like “Meh..”. I have enough chargers to keep track of DUDE. Don’t need another one lol
I bet you didn’t know the ‘special’ iMaG charger for the watch is $100
Uhm, most of this comments could have been made even without ever testing such a watch. So these are the outcomes?
Most of these comments were made on the sony smart watch
Meh… its like buying the first model year of a new car, let them make improvements and works the kinks out, then you can buy version 2.0 or 3.0. The tech gets cheaper as time goes by anyway.
That’s true but if people don’t buy version 1 then they won’t make an updated version.
Lol this its 10k for version 1. Next year they will make a scientific break through And v2 will become 20k vice versa
version two will be bigger and lighter and wireless recharging with hologram or flexible screen. And available in platinum.
je suis francaise allo quelqun peut repondre en francais svp car je suis seul
If you give money to Apple, fir any reason, you’re financially endorsing and supporting slave labor. One day it’s likely to be your kids or grand kids. Vote with your money. It’s the only vote that still counts.
Kids go to school until 12 then they linger around with nothing to do. At least they can provide some income now. It isn’t much but it’s preferable to not having income.
Is that an attempt to justify slavery or just your support for it?
Don’t put your words and assumptions on me. riddle me this batman: how many American made products are in your house? Maybe 10%. Also consider supply and demand. There is no demand in America for 5 dollars per day jobs.
Actually I became aware of this problem before the hurricane. I lost most of my possessions then and since then I’ve been buying American made, used, and from companies that didn’t export American jobs, use slave labor, or outsource them to prisons . It’s a little more work but I give a crap about the kind of world my kids grow up in our at least my impact on it.
Kudos to you but you know the average American won’t go thru that trouble. I tried it before and it was tough. I was also shocked at how many products are made by inmates making nickels per day.
Yes we have more slaves in the US now than we did at the peak of slavery. The 13th amendment still allowed slavery for inmates… I know it’s difficult but if people don’t try, things are only going to get worse. Unfortunately it’s more difficult to be a good person today than it was 100 years ago. You’re not a good person just b/c you’re ignorant of the suffering your contributing to. Maybe you can’t fix everything but you can make an effort, every little change you make might help someone.
I think you are making your life an inconvenience and not causing much change. Let me ask this. What form of activism would be best to get the public to be more mindful on purchases? Fun fact: Apple products outlast other brands by triple. That is great for the environment.
Brother I just wrote a discretion in response to you and lost it, user error, ‘ll try to get it back to you soon.
Dissertation not discretion
I don’t find my life that inconvenient and I believe the level of change I influence is worth it. It’s worth it to my conscience. If the tables were turned, or someday are, I would hope that a few people I’ve never met would give a crap about how their actions impact my children and grand children. Am I one in a million? Maybe, but it has to start somewhere. Be the change you want to see. Can I complain about the problems in the world if I don’t do anything to change them? Vote with your wallet, it’s the only one that counts anymore.
I don’t think traditional activism works anymore. The corporate media give no coverage to protests that harm their advertisers and access to govt mouth pieces. If they do it’s too belittle or misrepresent the cause.
The best thing an individual can do is reduce their impact, one step at a time, don’t make it too hard on yourself, lead by example, and inform others.
I find your fact, based on my own experience, hard to believe. Who did the research? Apple? Regardless this isn’t the important stat. The important stat is how often does the average user replace their product with the latest version? Far more than those waiting for their product to break. How many people do you know that have had every version of the iphone? More than I can count.
As to environmental impact buying used extends the life of these products which is far better than encouraging Apple to continue their practices with more dollars.
Now I understand if you’re a graphic designer or recording music or something why you need an Apple, but most people don’t need one to check their email, surf the web, watch you tube, write papers or check their account balance.
However, if you are a person that needs a Mac there are countless other things you can do to reduce your impact on the environment or other humans and animals.
For example if you’re really concerned about the environment nothing harms it more than raising animals for food. Quitting meat one day a week would make using an Apple till it breaks look like a meaningless gesture.
A great app if you plan to start caring is Buycott. You can scan products in stores before you buy them to see why people are boycotting or supporting the manufacturer.
I’m sorry I didn’t have it in me to rewrite everything at this hour. Hope this is enough for you.
Whatever you decide to do I wish the best to you and yours.
It’s a great response and I will actually use that app. I didn’t know that existed before. Keep spreading the good word: money is our only voting ballot that matters.
Thanks for the civil discussion. All the best to you and yours.
Just like buying chocolate, clothes, candy, car parts, food…
Exactly, if you care about others you’ll be conscious with every purchase. Some however are worse than others.
Yes.
Lots of people don’t seem to understand: apple is the absolute worst company in this regard, for several reasons. They completely control every aspect of the system, from end to end, and every level of the stack; and they completely control their own separate ecosystem. They do not license their software to run on anyone elses hardware, they don’t let you run un-approved software on their mobile devices, and they build integration features into their devices (which they forbid to work with other platforms) which require you to buy only apple products to get the greatest functionality.
For other platforms, you can choose the least morally offensive route. You can buy into another ecosystem, and retain flexibility and self determination. You can choose the least morally offensive products within that ecosystem. If you buy into apple’s ecosystem, and wish to remain there, you MUST buy apple’s slave labor products.
Good people don’t buy apple products.
John, I wanted to give you more than one thumbs up for your comment by thumb upping some of your others but they’re private. Just want you to know that’s a great post and one up vote didn’t do it justice.
The next logical gadget is for some sort of implant or more integrated wearable device. I wonder what Apple iUnderwear will be like or iContact Lenses. While I like the Apple devices and use them to enhance my life at some point I think they will be “bridge too far” and become more of a hindrance than a help.
It’s called idfr chips
You mean iWatch for the Future Myopic Society of America.
I for one am looking forward to it
You for one is the only fool here
Fools will wait hours on the sidewalk for this POS .. Cant wait till all the little screens break and you have to do back to apple to spend a few more bux.. iCrap
This week I spent 50 minutes on the phone with Apple Care diagnosing the failure of a 6-month-old USB Superdrive (external CD/DVD Drive). Then got to waste another 45 minutes driving to/from Apple Store to replace it. This is the fourth Apple optical drive failure I’ve experienced in the past three years.
Maybe focus a little less on the watches and a bit more on the fundamental product quality.
Maybe you have stomach hands… everything you touch turns into shit
Apple’s software quality is also going down the tubes.
All the apple lovers sign songs of praise for the crappy customer service they get at the apple store…. but that’s useless for someone who doesn’t live close to an apple store.
I’ve never had a problem with other brands. You call them up, tell them the problem, get an RMA, drop it in the mail. Within a week its back and good as new!
I don’t need another smart device to yell at sorry Apple
You will look a right fool using one of these watches, the time is the only thing we need from our watches.
No way I am going to wear one until there is a mainstream market for them, and the thought of having to charge the darn thing every night is a real deal breaker
So you follow the crowd. You do what they do. A perfect and examplary iSheep. Steve Jobs would be proud of you.
YOU RE MUCH ANGRIER SINCE YOUR HUSBAND LEFT WITH YOUR FAVORITE GERBILS, LOSER.
Behind hate, there is always love. I know you love German_Nazis. Accept, admit and embrance.
Awesome.
hm..I was being moderately critical of the apple watch and you branded me an isheep?
Moderately critical? You should just come out of the closet and admit your a hardcore iSheep.
starving troll alert
iTroll?
This coming from a NeoNazi that markets themselves as “The Jew Hunter” ? There is no more perfect example of expendable tool or iSheeple of the NWO Bilderbergs.
You deserve to be beaten up with a menorah.
Too bad you cannot do it, it will burn your hand as you try to hold it.
I have a special Nazii glove. Anything Jew is acidic.
You are part of the NWO Agenda, part of the problem, you will be cleansed.
You deserve a menorah in your-ass.
I clubbed 27 Jew vermins today. Felt so god!!
An iWatch for iDouches.
YES YOU AND YOUR WHOREMOTHER ARE DOUCHES. THAT IS CORRECT!
Let me guess, you are in line to buy an iWatch.
Please, tell me more about how your hatred of a watch company makes you cool.
WATCH COMPANY??? LMFAO!!! Apple is not watch company YOU MORON!
Nobody fucking wear watches anymore but just bc Apple came up with one — everyone wants one???
Fucking iMorons!!!
They make watches. Also phones. You take the time to talk about how you’re better than the iSheeps and the iJiggies and the…whatever. Dozens of posts on a product you don’t care about? No one cares. You hate Apple? no one cares. You’re not getting one? Thank you for being so special.
Hans: LOLZ EVEVVERYONE BUT ME IS A MORON OMG I’M SO COOL I HATES APPLE CUZ I’M SO UNIQUE
It will be an amazing day when you hit puberty, and stop being such a whiny little pissant.
You big fooking moron,
Apple IS NOT a watch company. It’s a personal computer and smartphone company.
Just bc they put an iPod like device with NFC/bluetooth on a wrist watch size device that they are now a watch company. You did say it was a watch company, didn’t you?
I don’t hate Apple you big fucking moron. I have an iPhone6, iPad and Macbook Air. They do make very good products but the watch is pain stupid — like you.
If you were not an an iMoron and an iCunt, you would be open to criticism of Apple products but since you’re such an iBendoverandtakeitintheassbyApple, yes you are an iSheep.
You said moron like 600 times in 3 paragraphs. Impotent rage much?
I don’t own a single apple product. By your own volition, you own… all of them.
Congratulations! You are the world’s biggest iSheep. But please, use your iPhone 6 to check for updates to reply to me on your MacBook Air while watching iTV with your iPad to call the rest the world a moron stupid face, because they….don’t love Apple and whimper and beg for more iDevices quite in the same way you do.
LOLZ MAN I OWN 7,000 APPLE DEVICES…BUT 7,0001?!?! THAT’S CRAZY.
You called Apple a watch company —- I can’t say moron enough to you.
They make phones, watches, yadda yadda yadda. They are a watch company as much as they are a computer company. Your fetish for calling everyone a moron “not enough” using your dozens of Apple devices has no bearing on anything.
Audemars Piguet, Tissot, Patek Philippe, Longines, Hublot, Tag Heuer and the many others are watch companies. Apple is not a fucking watch company you big fooking ignorant MORON!!!
Literally no one cares. Please take your 6000 apple devices and go fanboy somewhere else.
Seriously, i referred to them as making watches once many hours ago, and this is your 50th post yelling
Hans: DONT CALL THEM A WATCH COMPANY DONT YOURE A DUMB POOPY HEAD DONT DONT DONT THEY ARE MY GOD MY MESSIAH I OWN ALL THEIR PRODUCTS DONT CALL THEM A WATCH COMPANY YOU’RE DUMB I HATE YOU GO AWAY THEY’RE NOT A WATCH COMPANY YOU MOROR MORON DUMB STUPID FACE
You sound like a member of ISIS who just watched someone call the Quran a work of fiction.
How old are you? 5? No nee iPhone for you iCunt.
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Apple has a most excellent Needle Exchange program…
I love apple. What ever they make, make it ultimate. I will buy atleast one watch.
its so cute
You’re cute… like award worthy cute
Yes
One could argue that Apple started it by placing an “i” in front of the insults they are selling..
Just incredible! As soon will be in stores soon buy it!
How u supposed to text on this?
Get an android wear watch – voice recognition is superb!
Apple Apple morons everywhere , next is line is what Ipancakes , flip your damn pancake and its ready touch it with new slide feature and you have maple syrup
its one of best gadgets which I ever saw
Its not for me simply because of the price. I really like the Apple products I have. But for myself I cannot afford a Apple Watch to accent my iPhone. I think I can still pull my iPhone out of my pocket. I do love gadgets but this watch is a tough one for me to justify right now. I’m sure Apple will have some success and in many ways the watch probably is more of a way to sell more iPhone’s then the watch itself. I am 51 and for me fiddling with a small screen is not going to be a advantage for me. I will be curious to read more about people’s experiences with the Apple watch down the road.
This is one of many reasons I stay away from apple devices. Apple really rapes their customers while delivering a decent user experience and inferior, over priced hardware. If I was willing to compromise regarding batteries and expandability to the level of an iphone, I would get mid range android phone (which is still more powerful and capable than iphone) and have a ton of money left over for an android wear watch.
I’ve owned both Android and Apple. I prefer Apple but not to the point of buying this stupid watch. What a waste of money, but people will dish it out just like they do for $800 iPhones. After the contract for my iPhone 6 is up I’ll probably go back to Android unless Apple really steps up their specs on the iPhone to justify what they charge. With the new Galaxy S6 that just came out Apple has a good reason to be worried.
I wonder how mother earth is enjoying all of our new electronic gadgets. Sometimes progress is actually regress.
You may be interested in project ara. Finally, someone is bringing a platform to market with the real potential to offer ecologically and socially benign choices.
Maybe we evolved in order to give Earth what it wants – Plastic. ;-D
If only…
I like the design. As they do with the Iphones, there will be updates, and updated versions coming out every 6 months.
Apple invented the 18 hour day with this watch. A bit short, isn’t it?
I want it
Just put it on, and don’t make trouble.
Big Brother needs to know if you are nervous about something.
Nice. And the creepy thing is, with apple products, you can _never_ know how apple is really spying on you. With many android products, you can run a custom ROM and regain full control over your own device (and by extension, the data exchanged with the smartwatch tethered to it)
Apple are working on the icar, so I’m going to wait for that to arrive before investing in an apple watch. Apparently the apple watch has a ‘summon icar’ feature, will control the icar electronic start and the central locking aswell as communicate with its on board computer.
Of course, this already exists for android users who own a Tesla and some other advanced cars.
Actually I made it up.. It was an i – lie
Anyone who wears an iwatch is probably interested in a ibutt plug…… Just more useless junk to waste money on….
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I need to buy this so i can show everybody that i am an individual minded unique snowflake. It also shows that i have a sense of post-irony and that i am better than everyone else.
I want to fit in
I like your analogy. Its probably not far from the truth for many. I buy a few Apple products, but do not consider myself a fan boy. But I am sure a Apple Watch like Google glasses is more about people obsessed with technology. I certainly can envision some people finding a Apple watch or smart watch useful. Is it $400 plus useful, I guess that’s up to how much disposable income you have?
number 1 : it’s just a watch only with modern specs
2: if you want to buy it then buy it , but if don’t want to or don’t like the watch leave it.
3: don’t judge Android and Apple , these 2 are companies that make million of dollars just by bringing expensive modern phones and laptops and tablets and watches and some arguing about the watch ? It’s sound crazy because apple doesn’t care about us , they make money just by bringing these things so if you like it it’s ok but if you don’t like then leave it .
Nice but the price doesn’t justify anything.
If this isn’t legal theft, then I don’t know what is.
@Apple HQ “should we try $450? naaaaa! Lets try $10k, and see if we can milk these fools faster”
Another poster seems to think that all criticism of apple is born from ‘iEnvy’. lol
Nobody has iEnvy in 2014. Maybe some people did in 2008, but pretty much everything
apple does these days is inferior to someone else in some way. apple
makes decent products for people who can’t be bothered to research, and
also for the not-so-bright. But if you want excellence, you go elsewhere. Apple is no longer worthy of envy.
I don’t understand the point of your gif.
Some of this crap is said in the exact same way things were said about Facebook before its IPO. So pay heed and don’t run out and buy one. There’s a reason they call it the “bleeding edge”. Wait for it to become mature and worth getting. Or be a fanboi.
ill stick with my hand made Swiss made automatics. never really owned a battery operated watch from asia.
Explain to me why this is a good idea? If you need to carry the iPhone around for this to function what is the point? If it was a stand alone device then I could see why someone would drop $500+ on it, but consider that on top of what the iPhone costs. Craziness. And, it doesn’t even perform that well according to some reviews.
My PE teacher has one and he told us it was very frustrating
i want that
Some ifans confuse income with intelligence. The dumbest people are not homeless nor fastfood workers. Many brilliant people suffer addiction and end up homeless, and many poor, brilliant people don’t have the support and access to education and career opportunities.
Many of the wealthiest people in the world do have severely limited intellect. Look at the united states. Look at Hollywood.
Building products for stupid stupid people has paid off really well for apple.
Frankly: I think it looks not very attractive. Not well designed and cheap looking. I’ll stick to a regular watch. Maybe this is Apples first modern marketing blunder ?
10/10 would never buy… but cool to have.
My watch is not an Apple watch. It’s cheap and it looks ugly to some but I will say one thing. It certainly tells the time :-)
It tells time and tells everyone else you’re the homliest son of a biatch that’s held over from the 80’s.
I will talk to Watson about getting me one.
Didnt samsung have there watch out like 2 years ago, like everything else. Just saying
I would never ever buy anything from Apple they are straight up the replica Samsung they can’t think of anything on their own iPhone 6 please come on it’s a whack phone that’s all I got to say
i would like to try ’em
The apple watch is rehashing of watches from the 80’s I used own both an am/fm watch and a tv watch.
So much hate in these comments… It’s the first iteration of the device. It’s going to be buggy. If anyone here remembers using the iPhone 2G on launch day they can remember the same bugs all over again. And yes, apple fixed them relatively fast. Until you’ve tried it don’t get so down on it. Having now tried both the Apple Watch, and the Android Wear, and Pebble Steel and Moto 360, I have my opinions n all of them. They all have advantages that another does not.
Apple can kiss my ass if them motherfuckas think that I’m going to pay almost 500 for a fucking watch that display that same shit on my phone ✋
Two big roll outs this week, the iWatch and the iHillary, both are very adept at erasing emails.
That’s iGov. the middle men enforcement mafia tactics are not limited to one scapegoat puppet, no matter how Hillarious the puppet.
Ok now its my turn to talk so you should not be talking because im going to diss you out one by one .turtle heart:i dont care how old you are im 10 so i dont care you should not be saying that its for fools oh wait so are you a fool cause oviesly so dont act like you love it .next one im not going to waste my breath on you because your just a plain asshole and i was talking to maximus . next the one under maximus is a real dungbat dont you freakin think that they know that all ready that is why they did that see people would know the name of it. That think is freakin awsome so stop hattin cause all the hatters kiss my ass
Great, now, we need to find Dick Tracy quick!!
Who needs Dick Tracy when you got this Koala ?
At least the Koala takes the time to pay attention to details.
I’ve been watching this apple for three days and nights but it hasn’t done anything yet!
Iv’e been watching this apple for three days and nights and it hasn’t done a thing yet!
I would prefer a Prada
It seems to me that the Apple Watch is way ahead of where the first iPhone was at launch. If you remember it was too expensive, didn’t have 3G and only ran web apps. In addition, it was only available on one carrier, and didn’t have a keyboard. If, as was the case with the iPhone, Apple learns from their mistakes and continues to refine the product, others will inevitably follow their lead. The result will be the same kind of advancement in smart watches as we have seen in smart phones. If that happens everybody wins because all products will improve. Whether you like Apple or not, you must admit they are one of the companies that push a market forward when they decide to enter it.
Looks like we have a few people that are i defenders… the i really stands for idiot… This watch is pointless..
I bet Steve Jobs is looking down… LOL and Shaking his head
He died of PC cancer ! Ironic.
cancer of the pancreas… while you trying to be a smart a$$… you’ll probably die from decon rat poison
Hey, just making a joke here. Watch MadTV on YT and Steve Jobs iPhone, oldie but funny.
They always “discovered” & “innovated” technology, 10yrs. after all other name brands. Yet people love them because they put white plastic all over everything.
Other than that, all their devices are or used to be Proprietary of Use, thus unable to share with other devices or PC formats.
I’d rather have a Rolex
not beautifull
Why can’t we just all……igetalone
People would probably rather buy a Hello Kitty watch
Say it with me: “I” “Watch”.
uhhh wow ugly
I just want a Ichip installed in my brain. No more chargers. Maybe just the occasional plug in to update. Don’t worry it doesn’t take up to much storage and you won’t have to upgrade your Icloud.
Jeg døme
Apple Watch.It’s a great
No matter good it gets I’ll NEVER really NEED one !!!
Thats what people said with the iPad when it came out. Even I thought, why do I need a ‘tablet’ when I have already a smartphone and a laptop computer. But my view has changed, and a tablet is indispensible for me now. The same will hold true with the Apple Watch, Im certain.
My age (92 years) prompted the comment.
I don’t think I personally would need one of these,I am completely fine with the watch I have got,and all of what features on here is on my iphone so what is the point?
Looks like a lot of negative comments from people who can not afford Apple Products.
well said f**k
Did you know apple invented I’sis true story!
hmmmm. I don’t think that’s the case here, in MY opinion, apple products are not user friendly and unnecessarily complicated. But my daughter has some apple devices and she is fine with them. It’s what you like if it makes your life easier.
The watch seems neat but also SLOW.. Anyone notice? Ide also like it to always be showing the time like anormal watch but i doubt the battery can handle that..
First, we had the clock, then the Swiss invented wristwatches – a long time later, the miracle of cell – now mobile phones arrived and before we knew it ; they became smart phones.
To add to this, tablets arrived. The connecting link being – they all tell time.
Now, tell me again why do we need the Applewatch?
Extra radiation is bliss.
Please stop pissing on other products because of your own opninion, it’s really unnecessary unless you actually have some good content to share with us. Yet again, if that good content is baser on your personal opinions, put it somewhere people would want to see it.