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Apple Now Accepting iPad Apps, Planning “Grand Opening” of iPad App Store

Apple is now accepting iPad apps for a “grand opening” of the iPad App Store, according to an email just sent to registered developers.
“iPad will begin shipping soon and your opportunity to be part of the grand opening of the iPad App Store starts today,” the email says.
There’s no details about when the store’s grand [...]

Security Expert: “Mac OS X Is Safer, But Less Secure”

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Tech site H-Online has an interesting story today, quoting security expert Charlie Miller about his forthcoming talk at the CanSecWest conference next week.
He says OS X is full of security holes. There are lots more than in Windows, he claims.
And yet: OS X is a safer system to use. Why? Because, in the words [...]

Apple Devotes Entire Home Page To Jerome York Obituary

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If ever you needed a sign that Apple was a different kind of technology company, this is it.
What other computer manufacturer would remove its top-selling, hype-inducing, industry-altering new product from the prime spot on its website home page, and replace it with an obituary to an investor?
This is one of those “Here’s to the [...]

Coming Soon: Steve Jobs, the Sitcom

Fake Steve creator Dan Lyons just signed a deal to bring Steve Jobs to another small screen near you.
The half-hour series called “iCon” is billed by the presser as “a savage satire centering on a fictional Silicon Valley CEO whose ego is a study in power and greed.”
Making sure the barbs prick will be the [...]

Laptop Hunter Parody: Can I Keep the Cash Instead?

To answer Microsoft’s controversial “Laptop Hunter” series, Landline TV parodies the series by sending homeless Frank out to seek a computer. (NB: put your headphones on, some of the language/images are NSFW.)

He loves the Macs (“these are beautiful”), finds the PCs insulting and wants to take the cash instead of getting a PC. Doubt it would ever fly with Apple execs, but it’s a lot more convincing than the latest “Get a Mac” ads.

Via Newton Poetry

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Nicole Martinelli was born in San Francisco and has lived in Milan and Florence, Italy. Cultish tendencies and love for DIY increased while living on the Old Continent, where tech came late and cost more in Big Mac index terms. She's written for Wired.com, The New York Times and Newsweek. Since 1999, she's been tapping away at zoomata. You can also find her on Facebook, Linked in and Twitter.

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6 comments

    The coughing kills me.

    Errr…maybe it’s killing him?

    actually, i think the get a mac ads ARE a little better than this. ouch.

    Oh, please!

    Yes, Apple should be more aggressive, its ad is mainly directed to people unhappy with Windows instead of the world. But … People do not like to be told what to do!

    If you look at the war between Pepsi and Coca Cola you’ll understand Apple move.

    Do not tell people What to do, never what to do, but what they are losing.

    MS still NOT get it, for them as with all MS fan boys and girls it is Mac fan boys and girls to blame, or the cult or the Cool.

    “this whole line of motherboards use 2nd rate korean components”

    lol

    keep in mind that Apple didn’t have anything to do with this. it was someone having a laugh on Microsoft. and to their credit they left in the price ding on Apple. just added the point that Windows machines aren’t as great as the ads claim. which is how some folks feel. and those folks are the ones that matter to Apple cause they are the ones that will lay out $3000 for an imac and accessories without blinking.

    “This whole line of motherboards uses second-rate Korean components.”

    Classic!

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