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Apple Now Accepting iPad Apps, Planning “Grand Opening” of iPad App Store

Apple is now accepting iPad apps for a “grand opening” of the iPad App Store, according to an email just sent to registered developers.
“iPad will begin shipping soon and your opportunity to be part of the grand opening of the iPad App Store starts today,” the email says.
There’s no details about when the store’s grand [...]

Security Expert: “Mac OS X Is Safer, But Less Secure”

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Tech site H-Online has an interesting story today, quoting security expert Charlie Miller about his forthcoming talk at the CanSecWest conference next week.
He says OS X is full of security holes. There are lots more than in Windows, he claims.
And yet: OS X is a safer system to use. Why? Because, in the words [...]

Apple Devotes Entire Home Page To Jerome York Obituary

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If ever you needed a sign that Apple was a different kind of technology company, this is it.
What other computer manufacturer would remove its top-selling, hype-inducing, industry-altering new product from the prime spot on its website home page, and replace it with an obituary to an investor?
This is one of those “Here’s to the [...]

Coming Soon: Steve Jobs, the Sitcom

Fake Steve creator Dan Lyons just signed a deal to bring Steve Jobs to another small screen near you.
The half-hour series called “iCon” is billed by the presser as “a savage satire centering on a fictional Silicon Valley CEO whose ego is a study in power and greed.”
Making sure the barbs prick will be the [...]

Butt Making Embarrassing Bathroom Noises? There’s An App For That

Cover Up is a new $0.99 iPhone app that masks embarrassing bathroom noises with other bathroom sounds, like running water, a hand dryer or blow dryer.

Trying to mask the sound of a giant anal raspberry is like spraying deodorant to mask a pooey smell: it never really works. But it may be useful if you’re known to the person in the next stall.

More info at Coverup.me.

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is the editor of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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5 comments

    Used this @ the Ritz Carlton yesterday,Turn the vol./up and you can really
    draw a Crowd………………

    WTF? It’s a bathhroom, you go in deal with your bathroom business, then leave! Is making a bottom-burp, in a bathroom, such a terrible crime! I believe the average person, makes a trouser-cough at least 20 times a day.

    Rippling in yer y-fronts is not leprosy, it’s natural animal physiology, not great design I grant you, but hardly worth commiting suicide ‘cos you had a “blame the dog” moment!

    ( I’ve run out of euphamisms now! )

    OK, that’s just silly, If you can’t make toilet noises on the toilet, where can you.

    Finally, Kahney, you have discovered the area of expertise you should immerse yourself in. Well done!! And I mean this most sincerely. In this subject matter, your expertise shines through like never before. I see another book in this for you. An original piece of work for once in your life. Imagine that. I know it’s hard for you to be original but do try laddie. A new book in your own words. Just IMAGINE Leandrooh. I may even have just the right title for you.
    Now let me see…. Oooh! I know! How about:

    ‘Inside Steve’s Arse’.

    I mean this could take you into very familiar places where you may never emerge from again. Oh bliss.
    Oh yes. You must do it Kahney. It would be so full of shit. It would be so…YOU!
    Yeeesss that is it. Inside Steve’s Arse. I can see it on Amazon now.
    Can I pre-order it, I wonder?

    There’s An Arse For That.

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