See an Apple Watch hater nearly choke to death mid-rant (NSFW)

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Apple Watch ranter
This Apple Watch hater might have some rage stuck in his throat.
Photo: LiveLeak

When you’re ranting about Apple and its products, don’t forget to breathe.

One incredibly angry man learned that crucial lesson the hard way: His profanity-laden diatribe about the Apple Watch ended when he broke into a coughing fit. You can see the whole NSFW rant and its shocking twist ending below.

LiveLeak.com – Fat Four Eyed Angry Fucktard Almost Coughs To Death Ranting About The Apple Watch

“Who in their right mind would fucking wear a goddamn watch to answer the goddamn phone with?” the screed begins. “Or to download a goddamn app? Are you fucking kidding me?”

This continues for almost a minute and a half before coming to its violent end.

“I gotta calm down before I have a heart attack,” the anonymous ranter says. And then he finishes by chucking a few more F-bombs Apple’s way like a pro.

Vociferous hatred and trolling are one of the Internet’s most hallowed and long-standing traditions, and it’s impossible to tell whether this is genuine anger or a YouTuber playing a persona for clicks. We all fell for that “angry German kid” destroying his computer for not World of Warcraft-ing fast enough, and that video was staged as could be.

Regardless, the strategy obviously works because we’re talking about this guy right now.

The Internet loves yelling about what it hates at least as much as it enjoys squealing about what today’s “best thing ever” is, and both positions meet strong resistance. When something bad or embarrassing happens to a troll but they still get their trolls in, like we see in this video, everybody’s happy.

Via:Reddit

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