Surprise, Suprise: Huge Geek Backlash Against iPad (But They’ll Be Buying Them Anyway)

Surprise, Suprise: Huge Geek Backlash Against iPad (But They’ll Be Buying Them Anyway)

Gizmodo is firmly anti-iPad, but the iPad is not a machine built for geeks.

The backlash against the iPad was inevitable and predictable. The lack of a hard keyboard was enough to send most geeks into a fit. But the backlash against the iPad is particularly vicious and visceral.

The word “iTampon” is the #2 worldwide trending topic on Twitter right now.

“This thing sucks. Anyone who buys it is a moron,” says one commenter at Engadget.

Some sites, particularly Gizmodo, are going the extra mile in iPad-bashing.

“My god, am I underwhelmed by the iPad,” says Gizmodo’s Adam Frucci. “This is as inessential a product as I’ve ever seen, but beyond that, it has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make me judge anyone who buys one.”

But similar reactions greeted the iPhone, the iPod and the original iMac (no keypad, closed system, no floppy), and look what happened to them. They’re just the most popular smartphone, MP3 player and single model of a PC ever built.

Thing is, the last people to ask about the iPad are geeks. This isn’t a product built for them. They’re WAY too in the weeds. They can’t get over the lack of camera, multasking or Flash. But ask my wife about the iPad and Flash and she’ll look at you like you’re speaking in tongues.

As we predicted, the iPad is Steve Jobs’ “computer for the rest of us.” It’s a natural successor to the original Mac, which introduced the GUI to PCs – and was derided by geeks as a “toy.” But look around, the GUI kinda caught on.

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The iPad is not for geeks. It’s for ordinary people who want a lightweight computer and are sick of computer headaches. This is a machine you’d buy for your grandmother and not have to worry about tech-support.

Yeah, you relinquish some control — which is something PC fans have always hated about Macs — but most ordinary people are grateful not to think about file systems, software installers and virus definitions.

The iPad is the first computer for people who are completely computer illiterate — and there’s millions of them.

About the author

Leander Kahney

is the editor and publisher of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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  • http://ehrenfest.anu.edu.au/~denis/index.php Denis Evans

    Now I have finally had time to watch the Keynote thru. Kindle, you are dead.
    Geek knockers: you have no idea where this product is aimed. Stick to Linux – in your caves. You will have more capability more functionality more….
    But it simply doesn’t matter. For the mass market…. the iPad will work. Even for people who have never owned a computer. It’s an appliance. Exactly like the first Mac was supposed to be. This is the ultimate consumer Mac.

  • http://ehrenfest.anu.edu.au/~denis/index.php Denis Evans

    You can download apps and iTunes stuff directly onto the iPad (just like an iPhone). But it will be handy to help set the thing up from a Mac in the first place. Then just regular maintenance. But FAR less frequently than before!!! —- Worn out parent support!

  • http://ehrenfest.anu.edu.au/~denis/index.php Denis Evans

    Historically Geeks have never liked UI simplification. They feel job insecurity – they are just protecting themselves. Its not just newspapers and publishers who are in danger. In a certain sense so are many geeky jobs – app support. So geeks if you want job security: stop howling against Apple simplicity, go get a job in network support. It’s that simple.

  • Mattzook

    @ Poivre:
    “the iPad doesn’t seem to be “PC independent” You still need a computer to fill it with content, synchronize it and back it up… How my mother will use it if she has no Mac or PC?”

    That’s wrong. The iPad is a stand-alone product, I found out after I did more research on the Apple website. The iPad has its own iTunes and App Store (and iBooks Store) application portal, which means it can purchase/download new apps on its own, without the need for a Mac/PC to mediate. You do need an existing broadband connection at home to take advantage of the WiFi. And even if you do not have broadband internet at home… uhhh… just walk down to the nearest Starbucks or any place that gives out free WiFi internet connections, and there is your free internet connection.

  • http://ehrenfest.anu.edu.au/~denis/index.php Denis Evans

    I am a mountaineer. When we go into the mountains we sacrifice all sorts of functionality for weight (fast and light). The iPad is no different. So you heavyweight geeks get out of the way. You’re irrelevant anyway.
    Fast and light is all that matters to most of us – especially mountaineers. Get rid of flab.

  • http://ehrenfest.anu.edu.au/~denis/index.php Denis Evans

    Yes u can use the iPad barefoot – without Mac or PC support. However certain adim tasks will be easier with a Mac PC host.

  • http://www.technovia.co.uk Ian Betteridge

    Given that “the geeks” who are criticising it are mainly the same ones that were hyping it into the sky, I’m not surprised. If it had had the features they demanded (and, in some cases, reported it definitely would have), it would cost $4000 and weigh 15lbs.

  • AkiraTeam

    I think the same people that are saying that iPad sucks for having a movile OS are the people who never bought a Win Tablet that had a Full featured OS. Will they buy the new tablets with Windows 7? I really doubt it.

    Time will tell.

  • http://poivre.net Poivre

    @Mattzook

    Yes I understand that you can purchase your music, and all the rest… But you will still need a mac to download your photos… Sure you can have them emailed to you. But still… And what about backup? Nevertheless I am sure that third party accessories and the next evolution of this GREAT product will fill in the gaps…. Check this link as they are already finding creative ways to use it: http://photojojo.tumblr.com/post/357115406/6-possibilities-that-the-ipad-opens-up-for
    This is what I call a creative way to welcome the innovation…

  • Nicole

    As a teacher-in-training, I really see the benefits that something like the iPad could bring to the classroom. In fact, my first thoughts upon seeing a video of the device were “Wow! I wish I could get my hands on 20 of those things to teach a lesson.”

    Alas, that’s probably a pipe dream, but a nice one, right? I want to pick one up just to see what I could do with it and how I could possibly enhance a child’s education with one.

  • J

    I think most “geeks” lack a feel for visual aesthetics and have very little artistic inclination. They don’t know what is visual pleasing, and fall back to features and statistics.
    It must be sad to be like that.

  • http://www.ipodfixit.com iPod Fix It

    I’ll be buying one to take apart, but I think I will be able to use it a lot , a few business apps and this thing could replace a lot of stuff, even in the music industry and who knows what else, could be limitless. I can see a lot of people dropping them :)

  • MaxDVD

    I find it funny how there are both blind defenders and haters of the iPad. I don’t care what they call it. If it is a good product for the price I’d consider it. Not sure what this Geek vs non-geek argument is, but this device is not under $500, it starts at $629 for the 3G version.

    The screen is indeed gorgeous, but what does it really do for my $600 that my iphone, macbook or ipod touch can’t? I really do like Apple products, but I’m also not foolish enough to buy version 1.0 of any of their products. History has taught me to wait for the next version before diving in. You should be all wiser as well by now. Version 2.0 will usually cheaper and more advanced than the first version, and probably only months away.

    I’m sorry, all of the defenders that say this is great for dad without a computer are still high on the apple smokesceen that you fail to realize its short comings as a standalone. My dad loves movies, has a huge collection of dvds and blurays. If I get him an ipad, how does he watch them? he can’t. He’ll have to re-purchase them in the itunes store or buy another mac at home and convert his collection. Wouldn’t it be easier to have a player built-in? If he’s got to have another computer for this, then why don’t I just get him a macbook then?

    Yes this device is better than a kindle overall, but at triple the price. If the ipad played blu-ray discs, had more memory, I’d be first in line. The camera is not make or break for me, but it is true many of use expect that to be standard already.

    As it stands I already have a macbook, and iphone and an ipod, (Yes I told you I like Apple products)and this device really doesn’t do anything these other devices can do already. I wish this device could replace all of those devices but it can’t and that is why I’m not buying into the hype?

  • Daniel

    First off, I’m planning on buying one. $500 for a portable device with a nearly 10 inch screen, 10 hour battery life, and it only weighs 1.5 pounds (not to mention having iWork)? That’s significantly better than having to cart my laptop around, which cost $1500 new (with accessories), has a screen that’s only slightly larger, has at best a 5 hour battery life, and weighs 5.1 pounds.

    I don’t really care about the lack of system access (besides, I do like that it prevents third-party code from actively messing with other apps [input managers on the OS X side, toolbars, etc. on the Windows side]), and judging from the SDK, the device seems somewhat more open (shared file directory, for instance). Also, It does have USB support (and SD card support) through the Camera connectivity kit advertised on the bottom of Apple’s iPad page.

    It doesn’t have multitasking, but with the significant speed improvement over the iPhone 3GS, apps will open faster. Besides, I strongly suspect that we’ll see multitasking in 4.0 and that the reason we haven’t seen it yet is the same one behind the lack of copy/paste on the original iPhone (i.e. Apple is still working out a UI for it).

    Lastly, Flash needs to die a fast death. Forgetting its horrible memory and optimization issues, its numerous security problems, and its widespread use in annoying ads, video can be served using HTML5 (which Safari supports), and Flash games can be recompiled into iPhone games using the latest version of Adobe’s Flash development tools. Not to mention the fact that websites done in Flash often use widgets that look native (native buttons, menus, even links) but do not behave like native widgets (i.e. you can’t open a Flash link in a new tab!) and the fact that Flash dominance puts a significant portion of the web in danger of being at the control of Adobe, and Adobe can’t really portray itself in any sort of positive light.

  • http://kindleworld.blogspot.com anieb

    RE the computer-disinterested, I have one question about that.

    I don’t think it’s trivial for them to learn the cabling procedures for, and getting an adapter for, the USB connector function so they can ‘sync’ the files with their computer in getting files off (and sometimes on).

    Otherwise, yah, it’s beautiful. I think it should be made clearer what ‘optional’ items need to be bought and the cost.

    The lack of multitasking capability IS, for me, a limiter but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t get one for couch web fever if I ever see a good-sized introductory sales price. I know, dream on. Otherwise, I am quite set with what I have and enjoying them.

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  • KenseiDave

    It’ll be hated by geeks initially, but then it will be jail broken and then geeks will buy it in droves.

  • Matt

    I don’t get it, what did people expect? Ok, it doesn’t have a camera so you still have to use your laptop/desktop to ichat. Oh no. Yeah, only 64GB of space, if you got more space you would be complaining about the prices. Not running the full-blown OSX, trust me, you want it that way, the point is simplicity and efficiency. You can’t simply and efficiently run a full blown OS on something that small, yet. Look, I have a MBP and an iPhone and I will still be getting one and here is why…It’s all about replacing devices right? What did iPhone do? It gave me the best smartphone in the world along with the best iPod in the world. Plus it gives me a camera, not top end but enough for what I need on the fly. Now what about iPad, what does it replace, what roles can it play? How about a portable dvd player? Now you can play movies on a screen bigger than the typical portable dvd player. Don’t have to carry dvds around with it. And it will last longer. For those of you that think that this approach enslaves you to use iTunes…you are an idiot, most movies come with digital editions and this is only going to take off. So there is one thing, you can’t tell me that watching movies on the iPad would be far better than the iPhone. Digital picture frame, there you go, you have one, one that works better then the others and you can easily take with you. eBook reader, yes it is better than the kindle and here is why. People talk about battery life, ok the kindle wins there, but are you telling me you are going to be reading more than 10 hours without plugging it in at all? What does the iPad do better? You can read it in the dark, in bed with the wife trying to sleep. You have color. You can take the iPad farther than the kindle, this could be the first time newspapers and magazines on devices like this really makes sense. You can even insert mini-movies, not just color pictures. It can serve as your portable gaming device. If I have to explain to you why this will be the best portable gaming device in the world than you are retarded. So there are things it can replace. It also to an extent can replace my laptop, because lets face it mostly what I do is surf the net, email, and enjoy iTunes content. iPad has all that in a lighter form factor that won’t cook my lap and is easier to take wherever with me. If I need to do something, I got iWork. Alright, I am done typing, I will just finish by saying if you don’t understand the point, don’t get one, that is fine, enjoy crappy netbooks or whatever you use to do the things I just mentioned. I will be happy with my iPad even though it doesn’t cure cancer.

  • http://www.kazzmedia.com Kevin Cassidy

    the iPad is a consumer product – it isn’t intended for geeks

  • Larry P.

    You said “The iPad is the first computer for people who are completely computer illiterate — and there’s millions of them.”

    The trouble is, though the iPad will probably be much easier to use than a conventional computer, there is still a lot of old-school computer infrastructure that needs to exist for a person to really make use of it.

    Things like cable modems and wireless routers, and networked printers. And because this thing is tied so closely to iTunes, some kind of a “mothership” conventional computer is needed to host it.

    So any thought of just sending one of these to an computer-illiterate relative or friend and having them just start using it without considerable support is still a fantasy.

    Apple still has a lot of work to do to achieve their vision of “a computer for the rest of us”. First, they need to make it possible for the iPad to be completely functional without syncing with a host computer. That means moving iTunes to “the cloud”, and making MobileMe a free service. Second, they need to keep pushing the telecommunications carriers to provide wireless coverage everywhere at a reasonable cost.

  • Peter

    Hard keyboard? WTF. A hard keyboard would ruin the iPhone (the phone all other smartphone developers aspire to achieve). It’s a tablet, it has a keyboard that shows up virtually when you need it. This is the future.

    Do the geeks also want a phone jack for dial-up as well…NO!

  • Ragib

    “But similar reactions greeted the iPhone, the iPod and the original iMac (no keypad, closed system, no floppy), and look what happened to them. They’re just the most popular smartphone, MP3 player and single model of a PC ever built.”

    Stupid misleading comments like these makes me immediately unable to take this author seriously. I wonder why the iMac was the best selling *SINGLE MODEL* of a PC ever built. Oh thats right, because Windows gave consumers choice in the manufacturer of their computer based on its application (dedicated mathematical computations down to just typing documents) and their price range.

    Please, don’t try give us the idea that the iMac was amazingly innovative when the VAST majority of consumers passed over it for a Windows PC.

    Exactly the same for smartphones. Why are there more iPhone in particular that other smartphones? Ahh, because other brands give you choice!. There are FAR more Blackberry phones than Apple’s iPhone, and evidently enough from their stellar sales, Blackberry phone models have proven much more popular than iPhones, and the fact that consumers were able to choose which model they wanted is only a plus.

    I read this article up to that point and already lost interest.