Back in March, a U.S. Magistrate ordered Steve Jobs to undergo limited questioning in relation to an antitrust lawsuit pressed against Apple by RealNetworks, who were shut out of iTunes when they figured out a way to wrap songs purchased via their Harmony software in a simulacrum of FairPlay DRM convincing enough to be played on 2004’s iPods.
Apparently, that limited questioning happened a few days ago between RealNetworks’ lawyer and the Apple CEO, who is currently on medical sick leave. Personally, I imagine that it consisted mostly of monosyllabic grunts intermixed with a series of contemptuous stares withering plucked from the physiogonomic vocabulary of some dandy Star Prince crash-landed upon Planet Feculon and forced to cavort with its natives. Either way, the transcript will doubtless be juicy.
We may never get to read it though. Apple has just asked a federal judge to dismiss the lawsuit. Just when it was getting good!