Perched like Olympians upon the penthouse patios of the gleaming skyscrapers that perforate the very sky of the home of the brave, you Americans are noble and blessed creatures who almost always get the latest Apple products long before the rest of us unfortunate indigents of the Earth’s farther flung butthole shores.
This Saturday, for example, you will be unwrapping the gold leaf from Apple’s latest magic slab of aluminum, the iPad; meanwhile, here in Berlin, Germany, I will be spending my day hiding from the desiccating European sun in my ramshackle bamboo hut, my only past time listening to staticky iPad news over the wireless radio once given to me by a missionary I later ate, all the while compulsively blinking to keep the flies from laying eggs in the jelly of my eyes.
Still, hope is on the horizon for the strangely chattering aborigines of exotic foreign climes like Canada, Australia, Asia and Europe. Apple has promised an international iPad rollout in late April, and now it looks like we might have a date: April 24th.
The rumor comes from unknown site iPad In Canada. Their source has said that Apple employees have been told that April 24th has been marked as a “black out period” for staff, meaning that they can’t take leave on that date. If true, it strongly implies that at least Canadians can expect to get an iPad on April 24th…. and may be able to pre-order the iPad as early as this week.
The rumor should, of course, be taken with a grain of salt, but the date certainly aligns with what Apple’s been hinting. As for me, I guess I should begin collecting bartering my beads and pelts with the traders so I have the scratch to buy one by April 24th.
John Brownlee is a writer for Fast Company, and a contributing writer here at CoM. He has also written for Wired, Playboy, Boing Boing, Popular Mechanics, VentureBeat, and Gizmodo. He lives in Boston with his wife and two parakeets. You can follow him here on Twitter.
