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Hipsters: Take That Effing iPad and Shove It [NSFW Video]

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httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb7X8ch04Vs&feature=player_embedded#at=17

Here’s a kind of love song, disguised as a hate rant, by an alt chick in a low-slung tank top who smokes home rolled somethings and “definitely touches herself while she thinks of Mac products.”

She’s young and hip, yet professes to hate hipsters, and pens the kind of poison lyrics only the truly cool possessed with enough self-detachment will find funny. It’s all very meta.

“I remember a time when I could walk out the door and not hate the sight of every other person under 29.”

She’s got such a sweet voice when she tells you to take that effing iPad and shove it-up-your-effing-you-know-where-you bleep-bleep-bleep-bleeper and buy a real book. (I’m sparing the expletives here, but surely you can fill in the blanks).

Will there ever be a similar song about hipsters with Nooks or Kindles or Galaxy Tabs?

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12 responses to “Hipsters: Take That Effing iPad and Shove It [NSFW Video]”

  1. prof_peabody says:

    I can’t help but wonder how well that would have gone over if she wasn’t so hot. :)

    Also, I watched it a few times and still can’t make out half of the mumbles. She will probably go far, but certainly not because of her musical talent.

  2. imajoebob says:

    So you write a pseudo-Luddite protest song, and then record it with your Face ztime camera, and post it ti YouTube. Do you think this “Irony Princess” is even aware of the irony?

  3. DG says:

    hahaha… pretty funny. I liked it!

  4. Brianna Wu says:

    This is so great!

  5. Steven Chaffer says:

    ” I remember ” a time when talk like that would get a person shoved in a hole and forgotten about. Im dying to find out what she feels is “worthwhile’ in life…if anything.

  6. prof_peabody says:

    what? this comment makes you sound like a serial killer or a priest, (or a serial killer priest).

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