iPhone developer Jason Cross has the antidote to the nine thousand fart apps available on the AppStore, an ingenious application called iFreshener.
FIGHT BACK against Fart app inanity!
Simply launch iFreshener and touch the screen. Using its non-patent-pending psychosomatic virtual smell nonenzymes, iFreshener will make you and those around you feel like better smells are on the way.
Among the reasons Cross touts for spending 99¢ on his app:
* iFreshener costs less than the average name-brand non-virtual air freshener
* Non-virtual air fresheners eventually run out of air freshening chemicals. iFreshener’s virtual smell nonenzymes never run out (so long as you keep your iPhone/iPod charged).
* iFreshener won’t blind you if accidentally sprayed towards your face.
* Free updates for life are included with iFreshener.
Do you get free lifetime updates with real world non-virtual air fresheners? I think not!
Lonnie Lazar is a writer-musician-web designer-attorney. He writes about Apple for Cult of Mac and Mac|Life, and about VoIP and telecommunications for Voxilla. Follow Lonnie on Twitter @LonnieLazar, join the Cult of Mac on Facebook, and find Lonnie’s photos on Flickr.
