The New York Times reports that today, just down the road from Apple’s headquarters, two Georgian men will present what they claim to be incontrovertible DNA and photographic evidence of Bigfoot.
Even more startling, is that one of the gun-happy rednecks in question appears to be holding the Fabled Mac Tablet. Sasquatch’s next of kin were unable to confirm or deny that he was a beta tester for the tablet due to “NDA issues”.
Leigh McMullen leads the Advisory Services & Strategy practices for the professional services arm of one of the Big-Five firms. He has written several books that would cure any insomnia you might have, and is an avid Mac junkie.
4 responses to “Bigfoot Found! Mac Tablet May Be Among Artifacts”
Out of curiosity, why are you assuming that they’re “gun-happy rednecks?” I see no evidence of guns.
Oh, wait . . . sorry Mr. Obama, now I understand.
@Bob: I’m a Texan, I don’t need Jeff Foxworthy to help me identify a Redneck. On the “Gun-Happy” part, no self-respecting Redneck would be anything other than “Gun-Happy”