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The iPhoneâs software keyboard is not always kind to we, the booze addled. Opaquely blurred vision, a wildly pirouetting universe and fingers fraught with wild jactitations are not the most wieldy of typing instruments, and after that sixth beer of the evening â or, more accurately, that sixth Grey Goose chaser â it would be nice if the iPhone would step in and make an executive decision or too about what the heck it is weâre trying to say.
Enter BlindType, which I hereby rechristen BlindDrunkType. The software employs a wonderfully accurate prediction algorithm that can transform your rotgut-induced glossalia into prose worthy of H.L. Mencken.
It seems to work quite well, and might, perhaps, have saved my âboyâs night outâ from the discovery of an inamorata convinced I was spending the evening with a slim volume of poetry instead of pounding back duck farts after my goodnight âI love you, dearâ text was rendered as âQ BLORPX POTRZEBIE.â
They are making it for Android and the iPhone, but naturally, the iPhone version wonât work on anything besides jailbroken phones, although apparently, the developers are hoping it will âput pressure on Apple to finally allow [replacement software keyboards].â Fat chance, but I wish them luck.


