The iPad has already launched a thousand jokes, some of which you can wear some on your chest, or your privates, before you can even buy one in March.
See some examples after the jump:
DIY design shops cafepress and zazzle have dozens of different tees, some a little more tasteful than others, like this paw for pad version:
Others require more courage: how about a thong with the words “iPad, like a tampon only more expensive” on the crotch?
The good news: you may be able to wear one without something over it, if you’re so inclined, by the time the iPad ships.
Or you could just use the iDouche throw pillow right now.
Nicole Martinelli is a San Francisco freelance writer who heads up Cult of Mac Magazine, our weekly publication available on iTunes. You can find her on Twitter and Google+. If you’re doing something new, cool and Apple-related, email her.
