Eating sashimi at his local sushi bar, this strange but adorable Japanese man wondered if his iPad would be as excellent a plate as a tablet computer, and promptly proceeded to smear raw fish, tofu, rice and curry across his device’s pristine IPS display.
His astute conclusion? “It’s better to eat with normal dishes… iDish is flat surface, Curry can’t be scooped. My iPad got fishy smell. You need to be careful.” Words to live by.