Mobile Safari Gets A Porn Mode In iOS 5

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For those of us with snoopsome inamoratas who just can’t seem to understand that a man has needs of the flesh that simply can not be met by the conventional and must needs be profane… Mobile Safari under iOS 5 has a new Private Browsing option, which is more colloquially known as ‘Porn Mode!’

Finally: your id’s shameful lusts are now kept secret between you, Mobile Safari, the internet’s constabulary of pornographers, their advertisers, and the various wholesome Russian individuals they are selling your data to. Hooray!

[via Gizmodo]