Mobile Safari Gets A Porn Mode In iOS 5

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For those of us with snoopsome inamoratas who just can’t seem to understand that a man has needs of the flesh that simply can not be met by the conventional and must needs be profane… Mobile Safari under iOS 5 has a new Private Browsing option, which is more colloquially known as ‘Porn Mode!’

Finally: your id’s shameful lusts are now kept secret between you, Mobile Safari, the internet’s constabulary of pornographers, their advertisers, and the various wholesome Russian individuals they are selling your data to. Hooray!

[via Gizmodo]

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15 responses to “Mobile Safari Gets A Porn Mode In iOS 5”

  1. John Ramirez says:

    this article made me lol :P

  2. quietstorms says:

    Must be hard to hold an ipad and get busy at the same time…

  3. theguycalledtom says:

    You don’t need to wait for iOS5.  Get an alternative browser like Atomic:
    http://itunes.apple.com/au/app

    Private Browsing, Tabs, Dropbox support for downloads, user agent switching and more.

  4. Sean Liu says:

    agreed, atomic browser is much better than even the improved safari

  5. Guest says:

    … and women have no interest in porn or the “profane”? … and porn is the only source of—or place for—the “unconventional”? drop the cutesy copy and sexist characterization. some Cult of Mac readers aren’t 12-year-old boys.

  6. Bob says:

    More bullshit linkbait from “Perez” Brownlee.    This one, however, doesn’t surprise me in the least.

  7. Hampus says:

    In the settings app eh? Well that is just very conveniently placed… The settings app fells kinda stupid at times…

  8. Kevin Olson says:

    removed

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