Would you have sex with this iPad case?



iPads are sexy, but would you have sex with one? Fleshlight sure hopes so. The company behind the gross silicon sleeves that aim to put a simulated vagina in the palm of your hand has just revealed the LaunchPAD, and surprise! It’s an iPad case you can pork.

Why, oh why, would anyone want to bang his or her iPad? According to Fleshlight, the device is about “enabling the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like FaceTime or Skype.”

In other words, it’s a sort of analog teledildonic device. The idea is that while you’re looking at someone’s face over Skype video chat, you can simultaneously be having sex with the back of your iPad, but you could also use it to, say, masturbate while watching iPad porn. Hilariously, Fleshlight calls this a tablet-penis interface.

Here’s a laughably safe-for-work ad showing the LaunchPAD in use:

As you might expect, the LaunchPAD is essentially just an iPad case with a snap-on Fleshlight. But according to Fleshlight marketing manager Daniel Pacheco, the LaunchPAD is addressing a sizable opportunity in the iPad case market.

“Tablet devices have allowed for porn consumption to become ‘mobile’ and more convenient for viewers to watch their favorite content,” Pacheco told the Daily Dot. “Coupled with our Fleshlight LaunchPAD, they’re set for a pleasurable time!”

Surprisingly, buying a Fleshlight iPad case isn’t actually that expensive — just $25. But the Fleshlight itself does not appear to be included, and let’s face it: This isn’t an iPad case you’re going to want to leave the house with, even without a masturbation toy dangling from the back.


  • Albert

    Just a head’s up: Google Adsense and Fleshlight won’t mix well. ;)

  • Lewis Wallace

    The answer to the question posed by the headline is “no.”

  • Why even post trash like this?

    • JeffyTheQuick

      I especially love the “laughably safe for work” video. This whole article is unsafe for work.

      Well, here you go, guys…


      I will, however, get a list of the people that write for this site, and when I see your names pop up on other sites, I will gladly go elsewhere. You’re not the only game in town.

  • Daniel Thompson

    I’m not sure why we’re fleshlight shaming here. What’s so gross about them? My mom always told me “don’t yuck other people’s yums”

  • Long Duckdong

    I’m such a dumbass for not removing cult of Mac last month when I promised to. Thanks for giving me motivation to actually do it this time. What are you guys, 13? Or just slow? (In seriousness, I think cult is so desperate to stay afloat that it’s accepting money to run these ads). Good riddance!

  • fastasleep

    Enjoy, NSA!

  • Even YouTube has removed the video. I just removed Cult of Mac from my list of Mac websites. John Brownlee should be fired.

  • Cha Cha Cha

    that is fucking gross…no seeds on my apple products!!!!!

  • Wes

    It’s amazing how many men don’t masturbate!
    Really guys, you all have!
    Your sport socks know this so does your partner that does the laundry.
    That 30 min shower, really are you foolin any one?

    Get a grip ant mature, I have not used the flesh light but have heard it is the best next to a live person, and you don’t have to cook it breakfast.

    Are we done living in the 60’s