Using just a red bike light, many layers, a Google search and a picture of Kermit the Frog, you too can make a fake Instagram picture
With all the retro photo-filtering apps in the App Store, it might seem redundant to take the time and effort to actually fire up Photoshop Touch and do the dirty work ourselves. But as it is a rainy April afternoon here at Cult of Mac’s Spanish HQ, I figured why not? After all, the whole point of this stuff is to have some fun, right?
So here we have it: How to make Instagrams the hard way.
We could just use Photoshop's built-in effects to add a light leak, but let's make our own. Create a new layer, set it to Overlay and go pull the rear light off your bike.Here I have hidden the Kermit layer to let us see what's whatWhat about some scratches? We can add these from the Fx menu, like this...Now we add some Directional Blur from the Fx menu to make the noise a little more scratch-likeI like both effects, so I'm keeping both layers visible. I also set the blending mode of both layers to 'OverlayUse the marquee selection tool in the left sidebar to choose the part you want to cut out. I then feathered the selection by a few pixels before chopping it out (using the Trash icon on the pen-shaped menu).Finally, I added a little drop shadow to the frame's layer to make it a little more frame-like.The final result. Just like Instagram, only with about 100 times more work
Clearly this isn’t the most practical way to grungify your photos, but it is the most fun. And remember: Once you have done this once, it’s a simple matter of just dropping a different picture in on the bottom layer, and maybe flipping the light leak around to a different side. The only downside is that Photoshop Touch won’t export to Twitter or Instagram directly, but that’s not too big a deal.
Charlie Sorrel writes reviews and how-tos. Follow Charlie on Twitter at @mistercharlie, and at micro.blog on @mistercharlie
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