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Journalists Cover Microsoft, Using Macs

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Video: An Entirely Different Type of Microsoft Party

You may want to **** them, but you have to make sure you have the right devices to hand.

You may want to **** them, but you have to make sure you have the right devices to hand.

Nicole posted about the somewhat crazed Microsoft Windows party video earlier today. Just when you think Microsoft advertising and marketing can’t get any worse, it does.

Funny as the original is, Fraser Speirs suggested on Twitter: “I bet that Win7 party video would be an internet sensation if someone just beeped out all the references to Windows 7.”

As if by magic, Panic’s Cabel Sasser duly obliged, with his own take on the Windows 7 Party video. Watch it below.

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Craig Grannell

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9 comments

    As if those four people would ever gather together in a home lest it was to attend a 12 step program.
    “My name is John and I’ve been using Windows Platinum Business for Students Professional Home Edition 7. It’s been 2 hours since my last BSOD”

    since we can’t post photos I am forced to use a link

    http://tinyurl.com/canihaveadouble

    i think that says it all

    This looks like one of those cheap knife commercials “we got these super knifes going super cheap and if you buy 2 we well send you five free of charge” M$ has lost it, there is no culture in its products this proves it!

    That is awesome. Good job Panic. Next time use the actual beep used in censoring audio content instead of whatever annoying noise you used.

    Reminds me of those “Magic Bullet” blender commercials…

    This smells of desperation. I kept waiting for the PC guy to walk into view and for this to become an Apple commercial. But this is a real Microsoft commercial—I guess the joke is still on them!

    That is sad.

    this is so funny I was in tears!

    Windows 7 can do time travel, check out the clock in the background!

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