Pic Of the Day: Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer Rendered In Windows Blue Screens
6:34 pm, December 2nd, 2009, Leander Kahney

Remember that famous mosaic portrait of Steve Jobs that Fortune commissioned made from popular Apple products?
Well, a reader of Day Lyon’s Fake Steve blog created this portrait of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer from snaps of Microsoft’s most memorable product — the blue screen of death. Check out the detail of Ballmer’s tongue:

This is actually quite astounding. Dear Reader Fraser has created a mosaic using 80 random Windows crash shots to portray Uncle Fester. Below is a detail of the tongue. Click on both to see them in greater detail. The full file is really amazing — we hope to make it available as a download soon so that you can print it out, frame it, give to people you don’t like as a winter solstice holiday present — you get the idea.
For what it’s worth, Fraser says he’ll create a poorly drawn portrait of anyone — just check out his site, PoorlyDrawnPortraits.com. Much love, Fraser. You sick bastard.
Posted by Leander Kahney in Fake Steve, Humor | Comment on this article
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“winter solstice holiday”? what’s that? perhaps you mean ‘Festivus’…
SirSteven, on December 2nd, 2009 at 10:56 pm
can’t you just collect heaps of bluescreens, then set them up and a pic of ballmer as the mosiac picture screensaver. then take a screen capture?
Aaron, on December 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 am
Oh, yes – Joyous Festivus to everyone! and you can you MozoDojo to do the trick.
But great picture, Fraser! (it’s always easy to reproduce if you got the idea).
Peter, on December 3rd, 2009 at 8:40 am
That is staggering. Must have taken him ages. Well done to the creator.
Andrew Macdonald, on December 3rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm