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Pic Of the Day: Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer Rendered In Windows Blue Screens

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Remember that famous mosaic portrait of Steve Jobs that Fortune commissioned made from popular Apple products?

Well, a reader of Day Lyon’s Fake Steve blog created this portrait of Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer from snaps of Microsoft’s most memorable product — the blue screen of death. Check out the detail of Ballmer’s tongue:

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This is actually quite astounding. Dear Reader Fraser has created a mosaic using 80 random Windows crash shots to portray Uncle Fester. Below is a detail of the tongue. Click on both to see them in greater detail. The full file is really amazing — we hope to make it available as a download soon so that you can print it out, frame it, give to people you don’t like as a winter solstice holiday present — you get the idea.

For what it’s worth, Fraser says he’ll create a poorly drawn portrait of anyone — just check out his site, PoorlyDrawnPortraits.com. Much love, Fraser. You sick bastard.

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is the editor of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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4 comments

    “winter solstice holiday”? what’s that? perhaps you mean ‘Festivus’…

    can’t you just collect heaps of bluescreens, then set them up and a pic of ballmer as the mosiac picture screensaver. then take a screen capture?

    Oh, yes – Joyous Festivus to everyone! and you can you MozoDojo to do the trick.
    But great picture, Fraser! (it’s always easy to reproduce if you got the idea).

    That is staggering. Must have taken him ages. Well done to the creator.

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