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Apple Now Accepting iPad Apps, Planning “Grand Opening” of iPad App Store

Apple is now accepting iPad apps for a “grand opening” of the iPad App Store, according to an email just sent to registered developers.
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Security Expert: “Mac OS X Is Safer, But Less Secure”

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Tech site H-Online has an interesting story today, quoting security expert Charlie Miller about his forthcoming talk at the CanSecWest conference next week.
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Apple Devotes Entire Home Page To Jerome York Obituary

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Coming Soon: Steve Jobs, the Sitcom

Fake Steve creator Dan Lyons just signed a deal to bring Steve Jobs to another small screen near you.
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Kanye West Types So Hard He ALMOST BREAKS His MacBook Air

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Increasingly cartoonish rap star Kanye West has been savagely bashed for showing up two hours late to his own 3 a.m. set at the giant Bonnaroo music festival the other weekend. He finally responded to his critics via his blog last night, and in so doing, coined the wimpiest tough guy catch phrase ever:

But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so f***ing hard I might break my f***ing Mac book Air!!!!!!!!

Oh! Run for your lives! He has a MacBook Air and he’s typing REALLY HARD on it! But not hard enough to break it, thanks to Apple’s superior design and engineering!!!!

I’m seriously trying to come up with a wimpier way to express rage as expressed through communication style: “I’m tapping my index finger so hard against my iPhone that I am probably going to misspell some words!!!1!” “I’m so furious that I may just wait a few days to confirm the details of our acquaintance on Facebook!!!!!” “I’m writing you this Christmas Card in such a rage that I might forget to include my BEST WISHES TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!1!”

Congratulations, Apple. You just set the benchmark.

Thanks, Adam.

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7 comments

    “Congratulations, Apple. You just set the benchmark.”

    How, exactly?

    - Bone

    what a loser….

    That is auesome. That just made my day, thx.

    Let me know if someone actually does type hard enough to break their MacBook Air (or other Mac keyboard, for that matter). I’m a pretty sturdy pounder and my Apple Keyboard (the very thin, aluminium one) is still holding up pretty well, thankyouverymuch.

    Further proof that he is a complete tool.

    [...] Okay, Kanye seems to have some serious problems! Go check the rest of the story on Cult of a Mac… [...]

    [...] Okay, Kanye seems to have some serious problems! Go check the rest of the story on Cult of Mac… [...]

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