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Fake Steve Jobs Is Back

Dan Lyons at a San Francisco book signing in 2007 with tech podcaster Veronica Belmont and Bike Helmet Girl, a recurrent character in the Secret Diary.

Dan Lyons at a San Francisco book signing in 2007 with tech podcaster Veronica Belmont and Bike Helmet Girl, a recurrent character in the Secret Diary.

Steve Jobs may not be back to work yet, but Fake Steve is.

Fake Steve Jobs (aka Newsweek columnist Dan Lyons) has started blogging again.

Over the weekend, Fake Steve made a series of off-color jokes about Steve Jobs’ recent liver transplant. The posts are classic Fake Steve  — sick, tasteless and LOL funny.

Unfortunately, it may not last.

In the latest post, Fake Steve pretends that Jobs received a partial liver transplant from NYT gadget reviewer David Pogue. Pogue happily donated half his liver in gratitude for everything Jobs has done for his career.

However, Lyons said he might not keep it up.

“Still premature,” said Lyons in an email. “I just can’t resist the liver stuff. Lots of reasons to not do it. For one thing, I’m starting a tech blog for NewsWeek in a few weeks, and won’t have time to do both.”

The new blog will be called Techtonic Shifts.

Lyons launched the hugely popular Secret Diary of Steve Jobs in 2006 and managed to write it anonymously for almost a year before being outed by the New York Times. He parlayed the blog into a book Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs, and later, a new job as a writer for NewsWeek (He was an editor for Forbes while writing as FSJ).

Even the real Steve Jobs admitted to being a fan. “I have read a few of the Fake Steve Jobs things recently and I think they’re pretty funny,” Jobs said at the D: All Things Digital technology conference.

But in July 2008, Lyons discontinued the blog after seeing how sick Jobs had become. “I saw how he looked at WWDC and it was like having the wind knocked out of me. I just couldn’t carry on,” he told Ars Technica. In the meantime, Lyons has continued to blog on his own site, the Real Dan Lyons, but it hasn’t achieved the same success as Secret Diary.

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Leander Kahney

Leander Kahney is the editor of Cult of Mac, and author of three books about technology culture: Inside Steve’s Brain, the New York Times bestseller about Steve Jobs; Cult of Mac; and Cult of iPod. Leander has written for Wired, MacWeek, Scientific American, and The Guardian in London. Follow Leander on Twitter @lkahney and Facebook.

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13 comments

    Whoa ….
    Lokk at the sassy one on the left.
    Hands on the hips, eye askance, *everything* ….
    Look out, World ! Don’t futz with today’s PowerGal !

    Why doesn’t she power her way into the kitchen & make me a roastbeef sandwich on a frenchbread roll.

    Oh Mr Kahn-Artist. This is sooooooo interesting. DO you have a day job? Don’t give it up.

    [...] 0 tweetmeme_url = ‘http://grumpygit.org/?p=447′;tweetmeme_source = ‘reccemaster’; Fake Steve is writing as if he’s slowly coming back from cryogenic sleep. Or something. Dan Lyons (the author of Fake Steve Jobs) says he couldn’t resist posting, but he warns it may not go on for long. [CoM] [...]

    [...] Fake Steve is writing as if he’s slowly coming back from cryogenic sleep. Or something. Dan Lyons (the author of Fake Steve Jobs) says he couldn’t resist posting, but he warns it may not go on for long. [CoM] [...]

    Not a bad way to get a little pre-launch promo for Techtonic Shifts…

    Ironic. He resembles a Fake Bill Gates much more than a FSJ.

    I that gay porn in the background?

    It IS gay porn in the background!

    [...] the “FakeIndividual” meme is probably beat, CEO Tom Rogers’s absence from Twitter (as far as we know) has motivated Davis Freeberg and I [...]

    looking like pornographic background…but any How can I get more jobs for less energy? steve?

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