I stumbled across this photo and it’s been bothering me ever since.
The cover for a Romanian magazine for a special issue dedicated to family portraits, it’s not exactly the Euro-style nudity that bugs me. Maybe it’s the hand positions. Or the soggy-looking diaper. Or something about the fetal position of the cat on naked mom?
Anyway, it needs a caption. Something funny. Better clean. Have at it!
Nicole Martinelli is a San Francisco freelance writer who heads up Cult of Mac Magazine, our weekly publication available on iTunes. You can find her on Twitter and Google+. If you’re doing something new, cool and Apple-related, email her.
116 responses to “Caption contest: Family with Mac Portrait”
Apple Skins
The darker side of the “Apple Tax”
Not sure what the caption should be, but male breast exams have never seemed so fun!
HTC sueing Apple for patents, this is our last legit Mac. Savor it while it lasts!
Apple Fever: It makes you do crazy things.
iSkin: Shedding light on Apple’s newest product
Without my mac I feel naked
Strangling cats is funny in any language.
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Remember, “Face Time” uses the camera. “iChat” is text.
Look at the way the dad’s toes curl in…
Not content with removing floppies then hard disks and now optical drives, Apple will soon require users to remove their own ‘unnecessary’ peripherals for the ultimate mac experience!
I just p a i d $21.87 for an i P a d 2-64GB and my boyfriend loves his Panasonîc Lumîx GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS.I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $657 which only cost me $62.81 to buy.
Here is the website we use to get it all from,http://to.ly/aXHh
Magazine is called: “Just A Magazine” (creative, right?), and the cover is part of the 30 family portraits therein… It’s kinda sad-funny in a post-communist realist kind of way. I never regretted leaving that place, and it’s been 21 years already! Besides, there’s no Apple store in the country…
From left to right, Mac fanboy, Mac Mini and Mac fangirl.
Let me know when you’re finished with your cat scan, I think I feel a lump.
So THIS is what it feels like to be liberated from Microsoft! It’s making my toes curl!
apple supporting a different type of flash..
Apple notebooks still battling heat issues.
No more white Macbook! Euro-trash rejoice!
Pedophilia.
Apple: we’ll leave you so broke, you won’t afford to feed your cat… Oh and you’ll be naked.
Apple: we’ll leave you so broke, you won’t afford to feed your cat… Oh and you’ll be naked.
“It just works…”
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look i can use the trackpad with no hands!
Caption in heavy Russian accent: Igor, we are here in America and they have no fig leaf, only silly Apple computer.
No, Rex! That is not a magic mouse charging station.
Not a caption, but … Oh my god! I’m scarred for life!
“I told you I could play ‘angry birds’ with no hands! This new track pad is awesome!”
Having a Computer Without Viruses, means We Can Finally Buy Some Clothes On-Line
Thank the maker for shadows
Family trying out a New Gesture………
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Here is the Lion OS when she was just a kitty.
“Freedom” (Steve always love´d minimalism).
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The magic of APPLE COMPUTER… A Person’s Privates Left Exposed. Clothing Optional, Must Pull-off Underwear To Entire Room.
The magic of APPLE COMPUTER … A Person’s Privates Left Exposed. Clothing Optional, Must Pull-off Underwear To Entire Room.
Honey! Have you seen this Awkward Family Photos website? What are these people thinking?
See, there’s a reason why some Apple products get discontinued.
The Secret Life of a Mac User: Revealed
It’s a dog !
We had to make a few adjustments to our budget. But, hey, isn’t this picture great!?
Adam is happy with the Apple by Eve… but who’s that child?
Just do a two finger breast swipe to open hilarious cat video.
Join the new revolution
Buy an Apple product and become a apple juice swilling iTard
After reading about the effects of laptops on men’s health, Sabina was happy that her and Dimitri already had children.
Having fully embraced Apple’s minimalist culture, Mark and Gina settle down to listen to the HP earnings call !
Let’s sing the The Apple spangled banner just one more time…
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Silly American’s saying there is no Mac Tax, we bought Mac and now have no Leu or Euros for clothes. Crazy!
mom doesn’t care about dad’s new MacBook – she’s too busy playing with her pussy to care.
1) Need clothes? There’s an app for that!
2) Apple discontinues white MacBook after seeing this image
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Family naked time while mom breast feeds a full grown cat… fun. Watching dad get his nob polished by his new MacBook… priceless.
How expensive is a Mac? It’ll cost you the shirt off your back.. And then some…
We’ll never stop sharing our memories. Or getting lost in a good book. We’ll always cook dinner and cheer for our favorite team. We’ll still hold our cats like babies, let our children stand around in dirty diapers, and of course laugh uncontrolably while sitting naked on the couch. But how we do all this will never be the same
Adam and Eve after with their second apple… at failblog.org ;)
Apple brings to you not only a notebook, but the first notebook which makes a woman excited seeing you playing with it instead of her. :))
Y U NO BUY WINDOWS?
DAMN HIPPIES!
I love zapping PRAM