WTF iPhone Apps Of The Week

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First: Try My Nose!! No, really! Try it!

“Just select a nose you like, hold it next to you current nose and surprise your friends!”

Or – now here’s a radical thought – just stick with the nose you were born with! Maybe it suits you just fine! Maybe – oh never mind. Next!

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Venus Fly Trap. A virtual fly trap, except without all that tiresome waiting for a fly to come along.

They don’t have to eat any flies to survive, did you know that? They can get by just fine on water. Next!

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Well well, you’re asking yourself. What is this? What is Hot Lips?

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Why don’t you tell the kind folks, BCD Soft?

“This hilarious game will give you and your friends hours of laughter as you compare each others kiss-appeal. Hone your skills to achieve the highest ranking, and to realize your full potential as a kisser.”

Hmm, yeah, I can see that working. Next time you’re on a date, and you move in for the Big Kiss, and you reassuringly whisper in her ear: “It’s OK, I’ve been practicing on my iPhone.” No-one’s going to get a slap in the face for that, are they?

The end.

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  • Church of Apple

    “No-one’s going to get a slap in the face for that, are they?”

    No, they’ll get laughed at!

  • John

    You should post the prices with the apps because if they cost any more than FREE, it makes it just that much more hilarious.