Thor’s giant schlong makes its debut in Vacation reboot

Rusty Griswold is all grown up in the upcoming reboot of classic comedy National Lampoon’s Vacation. If you’ve ever laughed out loud when someone says “prairie-doggin’,” you’ll love this new reboot just as much, what with it’s scatological and sexual humor.

Bonus: The new red-band trailer for the upcoming flick gives us a look at Thor’s Chris Hemsworth playing an Airbnb owner and showing off his six-pack abs (along with his other, less-family-friendly assets).

The new film, titled simply Vacation, focuses on Rusty (played by Ed Helms), now an adult with a wife (Christina Applegate) and two teenage kids. Rusty feels like a road trip to the famous Wally World is just the thing his family needs to break out of their rut.

This being Vacation, all sorts of misadventures and weird family connections happen, including Rusty’s explanation of what “rimjob” means to his son, and a dip in the raw sewage pool that dad dubs Griswold Springs. When the younger boy pulls up a hypodermic needle (“Look, I found a dart!”) and the older a wad of toilet paper, mom realizes it’s time to get out of the pool. Ick.

It’s a ton of low-brow humor that you’re sure to enjoy, and it will likely feature hilarious cameos from the original 1983 movie’s stars Chevy Chase and Beverly D’Angelo.

The Vacation reboot will be distributed by New Line Cinema and released on July 29. Just in time for your own family vacation.

Rob LeFebvre

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