Meet the world’s worst iPad thieves: Dillian Thompson (20) and Dorian Walker-Gaines (22). From “the money team.”
Houston police arrested these two geniuses after they uploaded a celebratory selfie video from Burger King to flaunt the cash they stole, along with an iPad, laptop and a couple other items left in someone’s unlocked car. The duo took a number of selfies and even uploaded a video to Facebook showing the $5,000 in C-notes they’d just stolen.
“This, my good people, is what we get from a good night’s hustle,” Dillian says in the video, completely oblivious to the wonders of iCloud and the felony theft charges that are about to follow.
Check out their video below:
Obviously no one told these guys the #1 rule of stealing any iOS device: reset it before you go ballin’ at Burger King.
A friend of the victim obtained the pair’s selfies from iCloud and then posted the pictures on Reddit. Someone who went to high school with Dorian recognized his photo, and then sent over their names, birth dates, as well as the video which was posted on his timeline on January 8th.
The thieves were caught last night by Houston police. Dorian is being held on $10,000 bond, while Dillian is locked up with a $5,000 bond. The criminal complaint notes that Dorian confessed that they stole the iPad along with the other items in the victim’s car earlier this month.
Buster Hein is a freelance writer who lives in Phoenix, Arizona. Twitter: @bst3r.
19 responses to “World’s worst iPad thieves caught thanks to celebratory selfie”
LMFAO… the need to “FLEX” got them caught.
I have all that stuff and it’s because of a job. Pretty much anyone can get one it’s crazy.
You have $5000 laying around in your car. Who do you work for, and can you put in a word for me? LOL.
Stupid dumbasses. Seriously, don’t let them breed. Here’s a clue: GET A JOB
“Seriously, don’t let them breed”. Hugh! What made you say that?
Who leaves $5000 in a car???
Thank You! That’s what shocked me the most out of this story.
yeah. can’t say i feel sorry for the victim if they left the vehicle unlocked.
All that was probably insured anyway…I insure all of my devices just because you got HATERS perpetrating as MEN.. Now they got FREE selfies..from the city of Houston…LMMFAO!!
I’m thinking maybe they got the cash from pawning the other stuff they had stolen on their night of “work”.
These bitch-made fools haven’t worked a day in their MISERABLE should have been ABORTED lives…
Someone who is ADHD.
If Obama had a pair of dipshits for sons, they’d look like these two geniuses.
You’re an ass …
Hey JackThomasAZ? Is that the BEST insult you can come up with??
Spoken like a true KKKlansman…
“They’s good kids.. Never did hurt no one… Hands Up Don’t Shoot…”
And people wonder why there is such a thing as profiling. These idiots just reinforced the stereotype.
…another great example of why selective dusting should be used in this country
Number 1 rule when doing stickups… DONT CONFESS
People who annoy you…