College Girls Are Going To Love The New iPhone 5C’s Pre-Shattered Screen [Humor]

College Girls Are Going To Love The New iPhone 5C’s Pre-Shattered Screen [Humor]

How many college-aged girls do you know running around with broken iPhone screens? 15? 20? All of them? It takes the average college girl like 2.37 days to shatter her new iPhone screen, or at least that’s the stereotype some choose to believe.

To make things easier for college girls, Apple is launching the iPhone 5C. It comes with a pre-shattered screen so all your friends think you live a wild and crazy life. It’s genius. It’s like buying pre-faded jeans. It’s also totally fake, but The Onion is on to something in their latest hilarious but fake news story that covered the launch of the fictitious device.

Here’s the video of the iPhone 5C’s launch:


College Girls Are Going To Love The New iPhone 5C’s Pre-Shattered Screen [Humor]

  • Garnetstar

    I know you said it’s a stereotype, but it’s a pretty offensive one. Please lay off that kind of thing.

  • Brandon Dillon
    I know you said it’s a stereotype, but it’s a pretty offensive one. Please lay off that kind of thing.

    Why be offended by that? If that actually bothers you, you don’t have the mental stability to have internet access.

  • Brandon Dillon

    edit

  • Garnetstar

    Just a polite request, no need for an insulting response.

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