What’s your favorite new possession? If you don’t say your new iPad, there’s probably something wrong with you, or maybe you just haven’t had the blessed opportunity to feel the sweet sweet love of resolutionary pixels titillating your eyeballs. The iPad is great, and according to 10% of men, the iPad is better than sex.
A new poll conducted by RoxyPalace.com revealed that 1 in 10 men would rather have a new iPad than hook up with a new sexy girlfriend who can please them in ways no retina display ever could. Yes, that’s right, 10% of guys would rather buy a gadget than connect with a real human on an intimate level.
Shocking? Probably not. There are always those oddball dudes who enjoy the security of their mamma’s basement more than interacting with real humans. Sadly, most of those guys aren’t even using their iPad to its fullest chick-pulling potential, as only 44% of the men surveyed said they had used an app to help resolve a relationship problem.
And the ladies, they don’t even care about an iPad. 96 percent said they’d prefer to get a new man in their life rather than waste their money on the new iPad. The poll also revealed that 71% of both men and women would prefer to use FaceTime to talk with prospective dates before actually meeting in person, which means a lot of new business for that FaceTime Facelift plastic surgeon out in D.C.
- Via MacWorld UK