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HOYO, The Easy-Access Shower Pocket For iPhones

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I can think of one reason, and one reason only, to take my iPhone into the shower, and that reason is YouPorn. But maybe you’re waiting for a call from the delivery man or a visit from the plumber, and you’re all sweaty and dirty and you need to strip off all your clothes and get in the shower right now. In that case, you need the cool new HoYo, an easy-to-access waterproof cellphone pocket for the shower.

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Soloshot, The Sports Camera Stand For Unpopular Athletes

Soloshot, The Sports Camera Stand For Unpopular Athletes

Track your sports activities with the Soloshot camera

The Soloshot is not, as you might suspect, a wipe-clean target aimed at the adult video market. Instead, it is a motorized stand for a sports camera, although its target customer is likely the same lonely soul that would be interested in the (mythical) pop-shot tracking gadget I mentioned above.

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