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The Cable Fondler, A Desk-Tidy For Tree-Huggers And Retro-Hippies

The Cable Fondler, A Desk-Tidy For Tree-Huggers And Retro-Hippies

I’m posting this cute little gadget mostly for the benefit of Cult of Mac’s esteemed deputy editor John “olde-worlde” Brownlee, a man so reverent of natural materials that he once swapped out the ugly, modern sheet of borosilicate glass atop his induction hob for a shiny sheet of vintage, tanned pigskin.

With hilarious (and bacon-scented) results.

So this cable wrangler should be right up his street, especially as it is called the “Cable Fondler,” a name which will appear to Mr. Brownlee’s other weakness: he’s a colossal perv.

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Go Go Gadget Gloves! Bluetooth ‘Handset’ Lets Your Fingers Do The Talking

Go Go Gadget Gloves! Bluetooth ‘Handset’ Lets Your Fingers Do The Talking

Daniel hangs ten at IFA.

If you’d shown me the Hi-Call a few years ago I would have ridiculed it and moved on, probably forgetting that this stupid Bluetooth glove even existed. Now, though, in a world infected with “sanitation engineers” so in-demand that they have Bluetooth headsets wedged permanently into their ears, and idiots wander the streets holding their in-line mics up to their mouths as they speak, the Hi-Call from Hi-Fun doesn’t seem so dumb after all.

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