Why Does Apple Choose The Most BORING Colors

Is there a murky brown

Is there a cool marketing term for Brown? Oh, Ooh, that's not a good brown

It's weird. Did they used to always be like, like David always have red and bright, vibrant

colors, but now they're looking like iPhone pro, even if they did like neon

yellow or something for a pro phone. Like, why do they always have to be these muted, boring, same colors every year

It's the same. I do this every year. So tired