Put on your deerstalker and take a gander at the patina of filth stained into my 27-inch iMac keyboard and I can’t say I’d blame you for ascribing any number of stomach-churning hygienic deficiencies to my person. Perhaps you might imagine me to be some blind, albino grub of tapioca-like consistency typing his posts from the plastic kiddy pool filled with chocolate sauce from which he bastes (you wouldn’t be far off), or as a man who habitually deep wipes with Apple products.
In actuality, I’m not nearly that filthy, but I’m also a smoker. Worse, I’m a pipe smoker, and so my aluminum keyboard’s crevices tend to fill with latakia detritus, and the ASDF keys occasionally stained with tiny spatterings of tar.
Well, okay. I guess I am pretty filthy, when it’s all put down like that. Worse: in my aluminum keyboard, I have an analogue to the yellowing and browning of my lungs. As I hammer out posts over the course of the day, chain-smoking all the while, my keyboard functions as a sort of X-RAY in QWERTY of the carcinogenic staining of the life-sustaining meat bladders inside me.
I was glad to see TUAW’s pro-tip on easily keeping your white, non-glossy Apple product squeaky clean, then: the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser, a sponge made of melamine foam that apparently works a champ, and is certainly better for my Mac’s finish than my last cleaning solution: nail polish removal wipes, which was just a stupid idea in retrospect.
Anyone else got any tips on getting their keyboards white again? I’ve tried the good old pencil eraser in the past, but I’ve found cleaning the indian rubber dust afterwards pretty irritating. Let us know your tips in the comments.
